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Confirmed: Coldplay singer a jerk

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For me, pretty much shaped who I am today. Their songs about life, death, love... deodorant.

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For me, pretty much shaped who I am today. Their songs about life, death, love... deodorant.

 

 

LOL WHAT? Deodorant?

Ode to Deodorant :) Don't tell me you've never it!!!???

Ode to Deodorant :) Don't tell me you've never it!!!???

 

:stunned:

Ode to Deodorant :) Don't tell me you've never it!!!???

 

NO! lol. BUT I want too!

It's floatin' around in the multimedia section somewhere.

Lol. I'll find it.

it's probably one of their better songs right? lol

 

Hahaha!!! Ummmm... not according to them! They said the song is shit and they'll never ever ever ever ever play it again. It was recorded before Parachutes and played a couple of times at their EARLIEST of earliest of gigs. It was copied off of a cassette and there's no "official" copy of it

Hahaha!!! Ummmm... not according to them! They said the song is shit and they'll never ever ever ever ever play it again. It was recorded before Parachutes and played a couple of times at their EARLIEST of earliest of gigs. It was copied off of a cassette and there's no "official" copy of it

 

Really? wow I had NO idea.

But none of their songs are shit, they (mostly Chris) say that alot.

it's VERY early Coldplay, so it sounds a little odd. The lyrics are kinda funny, but Chris sings it completely serious. It's a very simple song.

 

I think it's on Youtube also

OMG. I read the lyrics, FUNNY. Now I understand the last part of your Signature.

OMG. I read the lyrics, FUNNY. Now I understand the last part of your Signature.

 

I think if I ever met any of the Coldplay guys, I would beg and plead that they kind of re-do the song and release it :D or if they happen to do like a request thing at a concert, I'd yell it out ;)

I think if I ever met any of the Coldplay guys, I would beg and plead that they kind of re-do the song and release it :D or if they happen to do like a request thing at a concert, I'd yell it out ;)

 

I would request it also. I would love to see it preforemed live! :D

I would request it also. I would love to see it preforemed live! :D

 

Good luck! Chris mentioned it sometime late last year at a concert, and about how bad it was.

I think if I ever met any of the Coldplay guys, I would beg and plead that they kind of re-do the song and release it :D or if they happen to do like a request thing at a concert, I'd yell it out ;)

 

I've been campaigning for it to be played for years...................... :rolleyes:

wooow...

 

God i can't even belive anyone would allow something so stupid to be posted online. i would fire his boss,

1) somone who calls his our child a spawn of satan... has problems of thier own.

2) chris martin is a great father, and he just wants to protect his family, like any good man would do.

3) ... that guys very odd looking...

4) chris martin is the sexiest thing to walk this earth :)

 

so those are my four reasons... this guy should have never ever opened his mouth,

it makes you think, did he realize all the chris martins fans that would attack him lol

:love:

this guy should have never ever opened his mouth,

it makes you think, did he realize all the chris martins fans that would attack him lol

:love:

 

I doubt he really cares, to be honest.

I would attack him....if I knew who he was. He is obviously a NOBODY

 

I also don't understand how glaring at a camera makes him a wuss

I also don't understand how glaring at a camera makes him a wuss

 

Yeah i know. Glaring at a camera makes you someone who glares at a camera. NOT a wuss. That dude is an IDIOT

I doubt he really cares, to be honest.

 

Yeah, and he probably wants publicity, anyway.

I agree with you!!

 

;)

God i can't even belive anyone would allow something so stupid to be posted online. i would fire his boss,

1) somone who calls his our child a spawn of satan... has problems of thier own.

2) chris martin is a great father, and he just wants to protect his family, like any good man would do.

3) ... that guys very odd looking...

4) chris martin is the sexiest thing to walk this earth :)

 

so those are my four reasons... this guy should have never ever opened his mouth,

it makes you think, did he realize all the chris martins fans that would attack him lol

:love:

God i can't even belive anyone would allow something so stupid to be posted online. i would fire his boss,

1) somone who calls his our child a spawn of satan... has problems of thier own.

2) chris martin is a great father, and he just wants to protect his family, like any good man would do.

3) ... that guys very odd looking...

4) chris martin is the sexiest thing to walk this earth :)

 

so those are my four reasons... this guy should have never ever opened his mouth,

it makes you think, did he realize all the chris martins fans that would attack him lol

:love:

 

Like I said, I would attack him :D

I don't understand how he can be so bitter. All Chris did was GLARE AT A CAMERA. Its not like he shot this guys mother.

Like I said, I would attack him :D

I don't understand how he can be so bitter. All Chris did was GLARE AT A CAMERA. Its not like he shot this guys mother.

 

Anyone would think "glaring" was now a crime!!:rolleyes:

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