Hello!, What up Yo! What da diddlio?

 

These are just some of the phrases we are expecting if you think you're cool enough to be in our gang,

 

The Coldplaying Massive (Aiii!)

 

Me, the J-dog and the Ellosaurus Rex are looking for recruits for the coldplaying massive, or TCM UH!(UH is just like the sound you make)

 

Please write your name below, or call barry on 0968-DIDYOUREALLYTHINKTHEREWOULDBEANUMBERHERE-7684 , if you

would like to be considered for the Coldplaying Massive (Aiiiii!)

 

Respec' , and don't go doin' no drive by's!

 

 

TCM -UH!

 

Peace

x

I pledge to pop a cap in anyone's ass who stands against us

The Escapist want to be one of your homies, Uh.

Yo yo yiggity yo. Yo, check it out, yo, I'm fo' shizzle wanting to be in ya group, homie....!!

 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello!, What up Yo! What da diddlio?

 

These are just some of the phrases we are expecting if you think you're cool enough to be in our gang,

 

The Coldplaying Massive (Aiii!)

 

Me, the J-dog and the Ellosaurus Rex are looking for recruits for the coldplaying massive, or TCM UH!(UH is just like the sound you make)

 

Please write your name below, or call barry on 0968-DIDYOUREALLYTHINKTHEREWOULDBEANUMBERHERE-7684 , if you

would like to be considered for the Coldplaying Massive (Aiiiii!)

 

Respec' , and don't go doin' no drive by's!

 

 

TCM -UH!

 

Peace

x

 

 

I'm too cool to write like that but count me in :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

if I barely speak english, how am I supposed to write like that :uhoh:

 

Word!

I tried the number but it didn't work :confused:

Who's Ellosaurus Rex?

Who's Ellosaurus Rex?

 

It's me bizzatch, you got a problizzem with that?

I tried the number but it didn't work :confused:

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

Just gettin in from bustin some boi's cap.

whose next?

It's me bizzatch, you got a problizzem with that?

 

No

U b mii hommie, ya dig?

We speaking like this is like the snizzle fo shiz.. WOrd BOI!!!! :confused:

Yo yo yiggity yo. Yo, check it out, yo, I'm fo' shizzle wanting to be in ya group, homie....!!

 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Us cool dudes don't say Yaaaaaaaaaaaa!, we say Aiiiiiiiiiiii!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good amount of potential crew members 'ere. Me and the Ellosaurus Rex will probably choose some members tonight, Aiiiiiiiiiii!

Le' me in m8 or I'll beat the f*** out of ya!

Le' me in m8 or I'll beat the f*** out of ya!

 

Not in the least bit menacing.....Aiiiiiiiiii!

Oriite len m8!

Oriite len m8!

 

I laugh at your words of menace....I say, words, you appear to be doing some text speak.

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII????????????

I laugh at your words of menace....I say, words, you appear to be doing some text speak.

 

A txting bully?

A txting bully?

 

The words "Bully" and "Simon" don't go together. A texting bully may work. We could get the no.'s of rival gang's and get simon to text them things like.

 

 

"We is frm da coldplayin mazive. U really do smell nd we is gonna kik ur bottoms. Bye! x"

Fo sho.

 

And he could play Sum 41 over his $500 DJ whatevers and scare them into complying with our demands.

Indeed. Well, You're definitely in the gang Bruv, all this help

 

 

Confirmed Gang Line Up So Far:

 

J. Dog

 

Ellosaurus Rex.

 

Briggidy Billy Bob

C'mon you lot, where are you sexy gangsta swines hiding?

Yo yo yiggity yo. Yo, check it out, yo, I'm fo' shizzle wanting to be in ya group, homie....!!

 

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!! :laugh3::lol:

 

 

 

 

 

Ahem, sorry, that just made me laugh. *cough*

 

 

 

I follow Lore with the fact that my english stinks, BUT WHO DA FUCK CARES :lol:

 

Coun't me in bro, fo shizzle my dizzle.... YO