OMG! Lady GaGa's Poker Face is coming on, do you want me to play it?

:laugh3: (oh jeez i hate that song)

 

 

Stop it, you're gonna hurt yourself.

Do you have any advice for my addiction to fall out boy?

 

I like to take pictures though....

I'm assuming you don't film porn movies?

 

 

 

 

 

why yes, it is mine :smug:

:angry: So who's bra is this huh? Where is she? You're not gonna tell me it's yours are you?!

:laugh3:

 

 

yeah I know

I'm pregnant :embarassed:

 

 

 

 

I swear I did not eat that!

Guess what my friend told me today :stunned: he said that mongolian people eat dogs...wait aren't you mongolian? ( somebody did tell me that, but I don't even know if it's true :P no offence to mongolian people here )

 

 

Ughh it's coming

did you finish yet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

12 of course

So how many kids are you planning to have?

 

 

Good times, good times

Remember when you tickled my junk?

 

 

If you want a knucklesandwhich!

May I give you my lovely daughter Emma to marry?

 

 

Only on weekends.

do you ever have sex with yourself?

 

 

 

 

 

 

hellz yea!

Wasn't 7 girls 3 cups so much better?

 

 

That's what she said!

I think I should get another woman...

 

I suppose if you look at it this way

Does this look like a Q to you? How 'bout now?

 

 

Definitely Jay.

Is the sky blue?

 

Hahaha. That's the stupidest question ever. Of course not! :P

Are the Mets going to lose today?

 

 

No, sorry bro, not my cup of tea.

Do you fancy a foursome with david and victoria beckham?

 

Oh, thats not very big is it?

Wanna travel to the moon with me?

 

 

Well, I was thinking blue...

Are you going to wear this red T-shirt today?

 

Chocolate!

What do you want on your pizza, hun?

 

If I had the tool for the job, I would certainly help!

Could you fuck my cousins?

 

Slave Childs.

What did we say we were against??

 

 

Actually... ok, you're right!

I'm the most beautiful girl in the world right?

 

Awww, how cute!

Did you know Nick's penis is 2 inches long?

 

 

A milkshake and some red jelly beans.

With what meals would you compare yourself?

 

That's nasty.