You like candy? I got a candy bar in my pocket... Why don't you reach down and grab it?

 

 

No. Big things scare me.

:lol: ^ Good one!!!!!!!!!!

 

haha... uh, did u beat up that one guy that was like 6.5 ft tall and weighed at least 400 lbs???

 

 

 

That's just perfect!

Is that a wine stain on your new dress?

 

 

Keep going...

I've rode this bike for like 5 hours, can i get in the car yet?

 

 

 

You wanna see a magic trick?

*some quote from the dark knight*

 

shut up!

LALALALALALALALA... Do you like my singing??

 

 

No, you shut up!

would u shut up?

 

i would so do her.

This is such an awesome thread.

um, Would you do her?

 

You suck.

am i good at being an horrible lover? :P

 

lets do it.

What is Nike's slogan, only with "lets" instead of "just"?

 

XD

which ones are your favorite letters of the alphabet?

 

poor him.

gerad way...

 

FREAK!

wanna have sex with me?

 

try your best.

Have I made u you fall in love with me yet..?

 

 

That's not how it works!

am i doing this right?

 

i hate you

Please don't leave me, last time i checked you loved me, do you love me?

 

 

RAWR~

Are you a dinosaur? (Wow, this is weird, but I like it.)

 

...AWKWARD.

will you clean my pipes?

 

ok now you're just acting like an idiot!

*does interpretive dance on falll leaves* Ok, is my dance any better?

 

 

 

No, i won't get in your car!

Will you get in my car if I told you Chris was in the trunk?

 

Oh, I see you now:D

can you see my butt? I'm mooning you!

 

hey cool I didn't know you could do that!

Watch me put my fist in my mouth, while putting my feet behind my head, upside down

 

:stunned: what the hell are you doing?

hey do you like my new Darth Vader suit?

You don't have an answer!!

Do I have an answer? :D

 

Flying cow.