What do you call Oprah with wings?

 

I want all of them!

:lol:

 

 

How many pretzels do you want????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

that what she said...

Your mum was the best!

 

Your balls are beautiful

What did she just say about Chris??!!!!

 

 

He's so funny!

What do you think about daniel?

 

of course i am

^ I know a Daniel, and he is hilarious!!! <3 that kid to death

 

 

Are you out of ur freaking mind??!!!!

 

 

Yes, sexy, you are

uh :uhoh:

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

What???

???

 

yes, i'm on...but there are only three days left

Are you still on Colplaying?? When are you getting off!!

 

 

Over her dead body

What???

see what it feels like?

uh

I hate to do laundry, more than anything on the world

What's ur least favorite chore??

 

Only in Mexico, baby!

Where is the best place to taste mexican food? (?)

Doing two things at one time has never been easy for me

So I'm reading a newspaper in the washroom :P

 

uhhhh I don't understand

why do you speak French all the time!!

 

ok if you're going to say that I'll just leave

YOU'RE STUPID... NOT WORTH MY TIME!! WHy do you have to be like this?

 

 

Not everyone can be this good!

Why aren't you like Britney Spears?

 

Talk to my paw

You're such a bitch!

 

WTF

Why aren't you like Britney Spears?

 

Talk to my paw

 

@ onute::lol: Riiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttt...

 

 

 

^Hola, como estas? Te gusta escapar? Como la cancion de Enrique Iglesias???

 

 

Don't cuss me out in a different language!

Proctophobia(look it up:P)

 

wait-i have cathisophobia

^ :lol: OMG!

 

What did u say u had... ?

 

 

I think that's how you pronounce it.

Don't you say it like POE-TAY-TOEZ?

 

Turn it up.

Do you like this song?

 

meh, I've had better.

This artichoke is delicious, you like?

 

 

No! I told you to go away!

hi...(??)

 

Dummes Huhn

 

(hopefully whoever posts next can read German)