Did you hear about the woman you burnt some guy's genitals off?

 

Thats so funny!

have you seen yes man?

 

russell brand is amazing.

What's the latest bullshit you've heard?

 

You know you love it.

Why are you always sticking your feet in my mouth? O_O

 

Its not the best but, hey, it gets the job done

So tell me about you new penis enlargement?

 

I can't believe it

Chris & Johnny are GAY???? :bigcry:

 

 

It's impossible...

Have you ever tried to lick your elbow?

 

Why do you taunt me!

Want a cookie?? Want a cookie??!!!

 

 

Hellz NO!

Did you know God really exists?

 

those are MY nuts

What are these things I just found in the cookie jar?

 

 

Haha, no thanks.. I'll stick with my hand

Do you want me to try and screw that off with my mouth?

 

that hot!

Is my skirt long enough??

 

You're sick!

Do i look like a green alien to you?

 

too short

Ok, tell me the truth... does this look like it's 2 feet long?

 

I will punch you in the face!

Can I kiss you in the face?

 

I'm not reaching that high.

You want the sanwhich? *hold it up in the air*

 

That was my phone number genius!

lmao

 

 

 

oh, make an answer xD

I did!!!!!!!!!!

is that you!

IM SORRY! LOL

What is who??

Ok... answer is:

 

that was my phone number genius!

 

edit double post sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's this 5765605

 

 

My head aches

Whats 5765605 to the 5765605th power?

 

No, no in this weather.

Do you wanna ski??

 

Shake N Bake