Im a dinosaur on the inside, chicken on the outside, did you know?

 

my face is meant to look like this

Why do you look like a killer?!

 

Because you kissed a book!

why is there ink on my mouth?

 

because you're wearing a sombrero?

Why are you so jealous?

 

Then hug your computer.

OMG! That interview on youtube was soo sweet... I just wanna hug him!!!!!!!!

 

 

wait, wait... is that a threat or a promise :wink3:

do you want me to?

 

that is definitely a promise

:stunned: When you said you were gonna kidnap me, you were just kidding...hehe...right?

 

Youre creepy.

What is your most untrue though? :P

 

sheesh you should really stop that.

^ RIGGGHHHTTTT.....

 

UR A CREEPER!! YOU'RE A CREEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm so right.

*leaves thread* :escaping:

:bigcry:

 

Why are you leaving?

 

Fine, leave!!!!!!

haha. told ya :rolleyes:

Do you enjoy seeing me suffer?? :bigshinyeyes:

no fucking way.

Are you going to do what I told you to do?

 

It'll happen today...

When did you say that guy was gonna ask you to marry him?

 

 

Aww, that's so cute :wacko:

Did you know that Nick has a two-inch penis?

 

 

Well, I don't know about that...

And what about your penis? :wacko:

 

5+5=Poop

Okay, listen now!! What's 5+5???????

 

That's way wrong!!

Did you know priests abuse children?

 

A Key!

Wait isn't Chris Martin that redheaded short guy that sings country and married to Oprah?

 

 

EDIT: What did you say you found in that box?

What do you think?

So, are you ubers crazy about Coldplay?

 

 

Well, that's good.

Pizza?

 

Samba!

What exercise are we going to do today??

 

Oh my gosh, that's a work out!

NOW GO FUCKING RUN 25 TIMES AROUND THE DIMOND AND DON'T COME BACK UNTILL YOU HAVE FUCKING BLEEDING BLISTERS ON YOUR FEET!!!!

I was gonna say "What a night" first but I'm not that much of a dirty minded person

 

Yeah right