June 13, 200917 yr damn, right... uhh.... "make sure to hold down the shift button all the way when you go on your exclamation point spree :wink:"
June 13, 200917 yr never mind. it was just the only joke i could think of. its funnier if you get it :hug:
June 13, 200917 yr Author damn, right... uhh.... "make sure to hold down the shift button all the way when you go on your exclamation point spree :wink:" you got me :dead:
June 13, 200917 yr ALINA!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: this is funny... The day the Penis asked for a raise: I hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour I work at great depths I don't get weekends or public holidays off I work in a damp, dark environment, with poor ventilation I work in high temperatures my work exposes me to contageous diseases Sincerely P.Niss Response: Dear P.Niss, After assessing your request and considering the arguements you have raised, we reject your request for the following reasons: You don't work 8 hours straight you fall asleep after brief work periods You don't take initiative You need to be pressured and stimulated into starting work in the first place You leavethe workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as protective clothing You are unable to work double shifts And if that wasn't enough, you constantly enter the workplace carrying 2 suspicious bags! Yours sincerely V.Gina
June 13, 200917 yr A guy walks into a dentist's (or doctor's :thinking:) office and says, "I think I'm a moth." The dentist replies "You shouldn't be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist..." The guys replies, "I know" The dentist says, "Well then what are you doing here?" And the guy says, "Your light was on." i should probably find the real thing :P
June 13, 200917 yr ALINA!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: this is funny... The day the Penis asked for a raise: I hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour I work at great depths I don't get weekends or public holidays off I work in a damp, dark environment, with poor ventilation I work in high temperatures my work exposes me to contageous diseases Sincerely P.Niss Response: Dear P.Niss, After assessing your request and considering the arguements you have raised, we reject your request for the following reasons: You don't work 8 hours straight you fall asleep after brief work periods You don't take initiative You need to be pressured and stimulated into starting work in the first place You leavethe workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as protective clothing You are unable to work double shifts And if that wasn't enough, you constantly enter the workplace carrying 2 suspicious bags! Yours sincerely V.Gina IVET THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUSSSSssss:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
June 13, 200917 yr :thinking: I wanna hold your hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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