I did your mom

That sure was a knee-slapper there, Cobalt.

My eyes are still dripping with tears of mirth.

Although I gotta say your rhyming... shouldn't... be exalt. :thinking:

Okay, that didn't make any sense

but I guess when it comes to rhyming I'm a little... dense.

 

My god, I fail at this. :headdesk: I need some cofee.

Hehe, I like parading around here non-rhyming.

In the original Mystery game

rhyming was required

I had to type rhymes so fast

no wonder I got tired

 

I rhyme during band practice

and sometimes at school

rap battles are fun

cuz I make the other guy a foo

 

If you think you can rhyme better than me

Step up to the plate I won't charge a fee

 

 

I'll challenge you all to rhyme fest right here right now

But beware, you'll get pwnd, and in front of me you'll bow:smug:

nice nick!

that was really...sick?

:P

thank you marisa, very much

I am good at rhyming and joking and such

 

But the key to good rhyming is careful selection

Nothing rhymes with Marisa, to my recollection

 

so instead I say "much" and "selection" you see

There are tons of good rhymes for words like these ;)

And so little Nicholas thinks he is the best when it comes to rhymes?

Well this does call for good times

Perhaps we shall rage a war?

All those in favour of challenging this poet whore

So sorry my dear nicholas

I do hope this won't be too perilous

Oh KellieP

You challenge me?

 

What a mistake

For you to make

 

All right name the game

 

Anytime anywhere

 

I'll beat you, defeat you

 

Get ready, beware!!

In the original Mystery game

rhyming was required

I had to type rhymes so fast

no wonder I got tired

 

I rhyme during band practice

and sometimes at school

rap battles are fun

cuz I make the other guy a foo

 

If you think you can rhyme better than me

Step up to the plate I won't charge a fee

 

 

I'll challenge you all to rhyme fest right here right now

But beware, you'll get pwnd, and in front of me you'll bow:smug:

 

edit: Ah screw it,

I'm slapping you with the glove,

Laying down the gauntlet,

you'll get no love.

 

It's goin daown

And I'm comin up.

You, I'll pound,

Kick like a pup.

edit: Ah screw it,

I'm slapping you with the glove,

Laying down the gauntlet,

you'll get no love.

 

It's goin daown

And I'm comin up.

You, I'll pound,

Kick like a pup.

Was that supposed to be good?

What, do you think you're from the hood?

 

Weak rhymes like that won't fly

Your chances are soon to die

 

Anyone here would lose to me

I'm the king, you'll all soon see

 

For there is nothing I can't do

When it comes to rhyming, and beating you.

im pretty cool when it comes to rules

Was that supposed to be good?

What, do you think you're from the hood?

 

Weak rhymes like that won't fly

Your chances are soon to die

 

Anyone here would lose to me

I'm the king, you'll all soon see

 

For there is nothing I can't do

When it comes to rhyming, and beating you.

 

What exactly are you trying to do?

If you're trying to crush me it ain't working out

Are you trying to make me say adieu

go sit in a corner and pout?

 

If you are, then you aren't doing that good

Not doing a very good job.

Even if you think you're from the hood,

You're not really part of the mob.

 

You're a white boy who likes Coldplay.

You are NOT some kind of rapper dude.

Hate to damper your excitement, hate to cause you dismay,

But you're not all that great, I've gotta conclude.

Nick, your rhyming is really good,

it looks like you're always in a rhyming mood,

writing it down easily like nobody else,

for this you have a very good sense.

 

Maybe, one day, when I practice enough

rhyming in English for me won't be so tough,

I will post more often in this thread

remember, friends, what I just said.

^that's ace for a non-native!

 

rhyme

slime

thyme

^nice :rolleyes:

 

give me food and drink

and a nice big sink

for washing up, and then a truck

then my life will not suck

I do what i can and if i can i will

just dont take the children and dont take the pill

I've said goodbye to the life I adored

By non-stop posting on this board

^^ for me it's the same thing,

seems like now i'm only ever Coldplaying

but i love these boards, so it's OK

who needs a life anyway?

my life's online

and for me that's just fine. :)

I'm covered in mud.

Sweat, tears, and blood.

I feel like I'm about to pass out with a thud.

 

Ugh!

 

You think you've been pushed to the brink?

I've got news for you, ya'll can't possibly think

of how tired I am.

Or how achish and hurting and covered in mire I am.

 

Try living like me

I'm afraid then you'd see

I've got it worse off than all of you.

I'm tired of eye and sore of arm and muddy of shirt and brown of shoe.

 

You're sitting at home, prob'ly drinking a Coke

Just surfing the web like any old bloke.

Turns out swimimng with us

Isn't close to just

Taking a nice, long, cold, relaxing soak.

 

You may think that swimming

Is just a little fat-trimming

But as for us, we're very hard-assed.

You'd be surprised what we'd do to go fast.

 

Today after practice:

We ran through the grass

and ran through the mud

Heavy weights were passed

(we're all quite the studs)

We crawled over stuff

(well, that wasn't so tough)

Then we jumped OVER stuff

(with a huff and a puff)

 

Sympathy now please,

While I sit and massage my calves and my knees

You think my sport's for wimps?

Try taking a dip

in the way we train:

The Way Filled With Pain.

 

:headdesk:

 

I just wrote an ode

To our insanity.

Now some pie a la mode!

And a cold shower for me!!

^ :stunned:

F****** brilliant.

Thankies very much, thanks for sayin'.

 

Pain...

well it would seem in the main

that pain, it's quite an inspiring thing

(how do you think old Poe made his name?) :P

Never drove a vehicle, so people, it's not so far.

Am I dreaming of my car, while I'm lying on a sofa?

Yes, again. Yes, I must be dreaming.

The dream's gleamin', me 'n' the car - a team!

I can't recall exactly, but it's mid-day.

I would like to jump into my whip - hey!

Driving through the city is a pleasure!

One can't compare, as there's no measure!

Driving is the thing by which I forget what pain is.

This feeling is great, it should be famous.

Feeling so fine, I can't remember what day is.

Even my brother says: "Get it on! Okay, Rizz?"*

If driving is great like my dream showed is it,

I need my license soon! Extreme, isn't it?

Why am I having a dream about this damn car?!

Perhaps I need to chill before my exman starts.

 

I hope someone understands it. :lol:

*(My brother calls me Rizz. :D)

Before i say something i'm sure to regret,

i'll just post this or else i'll forget,

whew that looks fun,

you people really stun,

I want to get this going on

so we can make this rhyme go long

let's get this party started

isn't that a britney song? :uhoh:

have you seen Guy!!!yes I have thats no lie:D:D