May 3, 200917 yr Author That sure was a knee-slapper there, Cobalt. My eyes are still dripping with tears of mirth. Although I gotta say your rhyming... shouldn't... be exalt. :thinking: Okay, that didn't make any sense but I guess when it comes to rhyming I'm a little... dense. My god, I fail at this. :headdesk: I need some cofee.
May 4, 200917 yr In the original Mystery game rhyming was required I had to type rhymes so fast no wonder I got tired I rhyme during band practice and sometimes at school rap battles are fun cuz I make the other guy a foo If you think you can rhyme better than me Step up to the plate I won't charge a fee I'll challenge you all to rhyme fest right here right now But beware, you'll get pwnd, and in front of me you'll bow:smug:
May 4, 200917 yr thank you marisa, very much I am good at rhyming and joking and such But the key to good rhyming is careful selection Nothing rhymes with Marisa, to my recollection so instead I say "much" and "selection" you see There are tons of good rhymes for words like these ;)
May 4, 200917 yr And so little Nicholas thinks he is the best when it comes to rhymes? Well this does call for good times Perhaps we shall rage a war? All those in favour of challenging this poet whore So sorry my dear nicholas I do hope this won't be too perilous
May 4, 200917 yr Oh KellieP You challenge me? What a mistake For you to make All right name the game Anytime anywhere I'll beat you, defeat you Get ready, beware!!
May 5, 200917 yr Author In the original Mystery game rhyming was required I had to type rhymes so fast no wonder I got tired I rhyme during band practice and sometimes at school rap battles are fun cuz I make the other guy a foo If you think you can rhyme better than me Step up to the plate I won't charge a fee I'll challenge you all to rhyme fest right here right now But beware, you'll get pwnd, and in front of me you'll bow:smug: edit: Ah screw it, I'm slapping you with the glove, Laying down the gauntlet, you'll get no love. It's goin daown And I'm comin up. You, I'll pound, Kick like a pup.
May 5, 200917 yr edit: Ah screw it, I'm slapping you with the glove, Laying down the gauntlet, you'll get no love. It's goin daown And I'm comin up. You, I'll pound, Kick like a pup. Was that supposed to be good? What, do you think you're from the hood? Weak rhymes like that won't fly Your chances are soon to die Anyone here would lose to me I'm the king, you'll all soon see For there is nothing I can't do When it comes to rhyming, and beating you.
May 5, 200917 yr Author Was that supposed to be good? What, do you think you're from the hood? Weak rhymes like that won't fly Your chances are soon to die Anyone here would lose to me I'm the king, you'll all soon see For there is nothing I can't do When it comes to rhyming, and beating you. What exactly are you trying to do? If you're trying to crush me it ain't working out Are you trying to make me say adieu go sit in a corner and pout? If you are, then you aren't doing that good Not doing a very good job. Even if you think you're from the hood, You're not really part of the mob. You're a white boy who likes Coldplay. You are NOT some kind of rapper dude. Hate to damper your excitement, hate to cause you dismay, But you're not all that great, I've gotta conclude.
May 5, 200917 yr Nick, your rhyming is really good, it looks like you're always in a rhyming mood, writing it down easily like nobody else, for this you have a very good sense. Maybe, one day, when I practice enough rhyming in English for me won't be so tough, I will post more often in this thread remember, friends, what I just said.
May 5, 200917 yr ^nice :rolleyes: give me food and drink and a nice big sink for washing up, and then a truck then my life will not suck
May 5, 200917 yr I do what i can and if i can i will just dont take the children and dont take the pill
May 5, 200917 yr ^^ for me it's the same thing, seems like now i'm only ever Coldplaying but i love these boards, so it's OK who needs a life anyway? my life's online and for me that's just fine. :)
May 6, 200917 yr Author I'm covered in mud. Sweat, tears, and blood. I feel like I'm about to pass out with a thud. Ugh! You think you've been pushed to the brink? I've got news for you, ya'll can't possibly think of how tired I am. Or how achish and hurting and covered in mire I am. Try living like me I'm afraid then you'd see I've got it worse off than all of you. I'm tired of eye and sore of arm and muddy of shirt and brown of shoe. You're sitting at home, prob'ly drinking a Coke Just surfing the web like any old bloke. Turns out swimimng with us Isn't close to just Taking a nice, long, cold, relaxing soak. You may think that swimming Is just a little fat-trimming But as for us, we're very hard-assed. You'd be surprised what we'd do to go fast. Today after practice: We ran through the grass and ran through the mud Heavy weights were passed (we're all quite the studs) We crawled over stuff (well, that wasn't so tough) Then we jumped OVER stuff (with a huff and a puff) Sympathy now please, While I sit and massage my calves and my knees You think my sport's for wimps? Try taking a dip in the way we train: The Way Filled With Pain. :headdesk: I just wrote an ode To our insanity. Now some pie a la mode! And a cold shower for me!!
May 6, 200917 yr Author Thankies very much, thanks for sayin'. Pain... well it would seem in the main that pain, it's quite an inspiring thing (how do you think old Poe made his name?) :P
May 11, 200917 yr Never drove a vehicle, so people, it's not so far. Am I dreaming of my car, while I'm lying on a sofa? Yes, again. Yes, I must be dreaming. The dream's gleamin', me 'n' the car - a team! I can't recall exactly, but it's mid-day. I would like to jump into my whip - hey! Driving through the city is a pleasure! One can't compare, as there's no measure! Driving is the thing by which I forget what pain is. This feeling is great, it should be famous. Feeling so fine, I can't remember what day is. Even my brother says: "Get it on! Okay, Rizz?"* If driving is great like my dream showed is it, I need my license soon! Extreme, isn't it? Why am I having a dream about this damn car?! Perhaps I need to chill before my exman starts. I hope someone understands it. :lol: *(My brother calls me Rizz. :D)
May 11, 200917 yr Before i say something i'm sure to regret, i'll just post this or else i'll forget,
May 12, 200917 yr whew that looks fun, you people really stun, I want to get this going on so we can make this rhyme go long let's get this party started isn't that a britney song? :uhoh:
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