That is quite sad.

When you return,

I will be glad!

You know what's annoying? Having a bird!

They can mimic some voices, but not word-for-word:

They can squak at you till it's all that can be heard:

To think that I wanted a bird is absurd!

I wish it was a kitty-cat or a dog I'd preferred! :angry:

i like this thread, seems fun.

in case you wanted to know

four minutes ago

it was 5:41. :dozey:

the sky is getting darker

night is getting closer

hiding from the atmosphere

it's nice to think it's cooler here

I'm watching TV, channel with clips,

men with hot faces and girls with hips.

Chatting on the net,

not going to bed.

This is my life

I 'll never be a wife

cute last line

it will come in time

one day you'll meet a man

or perhaps a woman? :uhoh:

then you'll watch more TV

and wish you were free :blush:

oh my that was so philosophical

it makes me think about it more critical

but, no I don't want to find a woman

rather I want to find a kitten

woman should be there to clean my house

kittens are there to eat a mouse

I'm watching TV, channel with clips,

men with hot faces and girls with hips.

Chatting on the net,

not going to bed.

This is my life

I 'll never be a wife

 

ahahah :lol:

dont give up already

although im not the best person to tell u that

u'll see u'll have a full life steady

and probably i'll be in the same pat

 

(ugh this was horrible)

oh my that was so philosophical

it makes me think about it more critical

but, no I don't want to find a woman

rather I want to find a kitten

woman should be there to clean my house

kittens are there to eat a mouse

 

maybe a man kitten

who will also clean your kitchen

and purr when you pet him

and poop in a litter bin :sick:

ahahah :lol:

dont give up already

although im not the best person to tell u that

u'll see u'll have a full life steady

and probably i'll be in the same pat

 

(ugh this was horrible)

 

don't worry about the rhymes

after you try for some time

it naturally flows from your brain

because you're slightly less sane

a man kitten?

But not from Britain.

They drink too much beer

and a litter bin with beer poop is my worst fear

rather somebody from Germany or America

but not with a name that is "Erika"

hey that just reminds me of your name

see you gained a lot of fame

I don't really like this game

not because it makes you insane

it always makes you deviate

and more often than not elaborate

a simple point you wanted to make

so give it up, for goodness sake

I am just sitting here

not wanting to go to sleep

looking at pics of Guy and his beer (:lol:)

listening to Radiohead whose songs are so deep

I don't really like this game

not because it makes you insane

it always makes you deviate

and more often than not elaborate

a simple point you wanted to make

so give it up, for goodness sake

 

why so negative?

Do you think it's primitive?

a man kitten?

But not from Britain.

They drink too much beer

and a litter bin with beer poop is my worst fear

rather somebody from Germany or America

but not with a name that is "Erika"

hey that just reminds me of your name

see you gained a lot of fame

 

fame?

how did i get fame with my name?

is it because i live in amERICa?

and what's wrong with north carolina? :uhoh:

i promise i will poop

wherever you tell me to stoop :toilet:

this is how you got fame

with your name.

you got it Eric.

others earn fame by writing a fanfic.

If I wanted to earn fame with my name

"Erma" should be my name.

That's a part of my home country

which is called "GERMAny"

there is nothing wrong with your state

did I say that I feel hate (for it)?

and why do you promise me this?

I shouldn't get the idea you could be a Miss?

I don't really like this game

not because it makes you insane

it always makes you deviate

and more often than not elaborate

a simple point you wanted to make

so give it up, for goodness sake

 

that which you said wasn't true

because you were able to do

what you said was not possible for you

and you played the game pure and true :rolleyes: (this is getting harder)

this is how you got fame

with your name.

you got it Eric.

others earn fame by writing a fanfic.

If I wanted to earn fame with my name

"Erma" should be my name.

That's a part of my home country

which is called "GERMAny"

there is nothing wrong with your state

did I say that I feel hate (for it)?

and why do you promise me this?

I shouldn't get the idea you could be a Miss?

 

you could also be called a germ

but then you might need a new perm

because germs do not have pretty hair

nor do they seem to really care

 

do you think of me as being a miss?

but if i was a miss, i would throw lots of fits

because then i would marry a stupid boy

who had lots of money to buy me lots of toys

 

but there is something wrong with the state

because it seems the world at its fast paced rate

is still very large compared to this place

and to see all my friends i need an airplane

If I was called a germ

I rather wanted to be a sperm

sperms turn into something pretty

germ do not, that's a pity.

But well, who says that sperms will one day be handsome?

It always depends where they are from.

Imagine they'd be from a State called North Carolina

people would rather want them to be from Chína.

There eyes are smaller and skin is yellow,

they say this but it's rather mellow.

I never thought you were a Miss

if you were one I wouldn't give you a kiss.

But uhm I would have to take an airplane

and for this I didn't gain enough fame..

why do you think boys buy girls stupid toys?

you mean Tiger dolls like Siegfried's and Roy's?

There's never been a boy who gave those to me,

rather a doll that looked like a bee.

All over the world you seem to have friends

friends you can't even shake with hands?

 

my english sucked in these lines, I know

I hope your demandings there are low

If I was called a germ

I rather wanted to be a sperm

sperms turn into something pretty

germ do not, that's a pity.

But well, who says that sperms will one day be handsome?

It always depends where they are from.

Imagine they'd be from a State called North Carolina

people would rather want them to be from Chína.

There eyes are smaller and skin is yellow,

they say this but it's rather mellow.

I never thought you were a Miss

if you were one I wouldn't give you a kiss.

But uhm I would have to take an airplane

and for this I didn't gain enough fame..

why do you think boys buy girls stupid toys?

you mean Tiger dolls like Siegfried's and Roy's?

There's never been a boy who gave those to me,

rather a doll that looked like a bee.

All over the world you seem to have friends

friends you can't even shake with hands?

 

my english sucked in these lines, I know

I hope your demandings there are low

 

my demandings for you are very high

and i imagine you don't wonder why

you are as smart as a bumble bee

your brain like a stinger scares the shit out of me

 

a girl's demands are typically reasonable

but if i was a girl it would be less sensible

because that man would have to be my bitch

even as a boy i make commands and men twitch (i wish)

 

are you saying that sperms fly in airplanes?

and eggs are romantic friends who wait in the rain?

if that is true then i must complain

that the zygote formation is somewhat plain

for the sperm cell explodes like a bomb in a train

only to turn into a creature that's vain

 

but a germ will not gloat

about its place so remote

it simply conquers over all it can feign

I wonder if being as smart as a bumble bee is a compliment.

If so then this should be heaven sent.

 

I loved this conversation we had the last hour,

but I got to go to bed now, otherwise my mum will be sour.

 

I hope I will see you again here pretty soon

or I will visit you and hit you with a spoon.

 

btw is there a rhyme that goes with random?

If no, then this is really random

 

see ya

brotha:pimp2:

adios my pot smokin brotha

meh i dont feel like rhyming this one :tongue:

Well, I've never been all that good with rhyme.

I'm much better with things such as telling time,

Guitar Hero 3, and playing French horn.

Anyway, last night for dinner I had corn

On the cob, with some lovely baked chicken.

It was rather tasty-actually, finger-lickin'

Good, with melted butter and iced tea galore.

Hence ends my rhyme with rhymed couplets four.

 

:nice:

this thread reminds me of the old coldplay board

where the cool cats and old dogs used to hoard

herding like cattle into a rap battle

Scruff of course won because he was the one

His flow was the best, defeated the rest

Got his legends badge, then like the forum headed west

Into the desert, into the Oasis

and now he's back looking for old faces

^^ i remember you from the old boards!

good times, i wish they were still around

but now they're "pining for the fjords"

and can not be found.

it makes me sad

but i came to these forums and i'm glad. :D

and in case you don't know me

if it helps, my name was coldplayisloverly.

i don't think it'll help, but it was worth a try

and now i'm tired so i'll say goodbye!