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the thread that will never reach 2000 pages and i can't think of anything cool to say cos i'm drunkk

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OH, I just can't follow directions... :(

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Nick's signature made me want to start watching Burn Notice from the very first episode :shame:

Nick's signature made me want to start watching Burn Notice from the very first episode :shame:

LOL yeah my sig has that effect. :dozey:

LOL yeah my sig has that effect. :dozey:

 

The OTHER Nick. Narcissist.

Shit, you're not using words are you? Aw crap, I'm using them aswell. Hello!

 

Howdy.

Howdy.

 

Hows yourself? or, sonce I'm not happy using words, 5

44668+46555-11? (That basically means what I said before..except I've put a little joke in for you)

Hows yourself? or, sonce I'm not happy using words, 5

44668+46555-11? (That basically means what I said before..except I've put a little joke in for you)

 

HAHAHAHAHA :lol:

 

That one's a real knee-slapper, James.

HAHAHAHAHA :lol:

 

That one's a real knee-slapper, James.

 

Make sure it's your own knee you slap though! You don't want to startle an old man. You could make him, not alive and that.

Make sure it's your own knee you slap though! You don't want to startle an old man. You could make him, not alive and that.

 

:stunned:

 

Oh damn!

 

.....he isn't breathing :stunned:

:stunned:

 

Oh damn!

 

.....he isn't breathing :stunned:

 

Shit.......Did he see the number joke before he went into heaven? I think Einstein would like it!

Shit.......Did he see the number joke before he went into heaven? I think Einstein would like it!

 

I'm not sure.

 

...I think we need to intubate. *puts on doctor hat*

I'm not sure.

 

...I think we need to intubate. *puts on doctor hat*

 

You can do that. I'm going to write a stand up show consiting of numbers only.

You can do that. I'm going to write a stand up show consiting of numbers only.

 

:stunned:

 

James, your talent astounds me!!!

 

Wait, I have one:

 

6783253 / 0.4952^2 = waffles

 

HAHA I SAID A FUNNY WORD

 

im s0 c00l :cool:

5554468987*4

4544

 

 

54556-5446688998

 

54584

 

 

(That's my personal favourite! I have to fit it in there somewhere!)

Hehehehe! where do you come up with stuff like this??

:stunned:

 

James, your talent astounds me!!!

 

Wait, I have one:

 

6783253 / 0.4952^2 = waffles

 

HAHA I SAID A FUNNY WORD

 

im s0 c00l :cool:

 

I feel the waffles, didn't fit in with the rest of the joke. I mean, you're talking about how stupid blonde people are, and then, waffles! Take that out and it's alright.

 

 

And in answer to your latest post, I wanna say my toes?

I feel the waffles, didn't fit in with the rest of the joke. I mean, your talking about how stupid blonde people are, and then, waffles! Take that out and it's alright.

 

 

And in answer to your latest post, I wanna say my toes?

 

:shame: I thought if I took a page out of the rest of this forum's book it would make it funnier. It would seen I still have a lot to learn.

 

I shall study daily from now on.

:shame: I thought if I took a page out of the rest of this forum's book it would make it funnier. It would seen I still have a lot to learn.

 

I shall study daily from now on.

 

 

Very good. I hope to see some amazing numerical stuff out of you soon!

:thinking:

 

How about this one?

 

56083240893 + 4! - 988452434343487^6 =

 

.......

 

 

30488086!

 

 

hehe..... cuz see, it's about that guy and then..... yeah.

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