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the thread that will never reach 2000 pages and i can't think of anything cool to say cos i'm drunkk

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Want some sweeties?

 

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:bigcry:

 

Rar my picture is not showing up

 

Let's have an party.

 

 

We can drink juice..

 

 

..and watch Disney Channel.

 

 

PARTYYYY :dance:

 

:stunned:

I know

let's post random song lyrics of songs stuck in our heads! :dance:

check my thread :)

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I know

let's post random song lyrics of songs stuck in our heads! :dance:

 

:dance:

 

this one is sad.

 

a heart that's full up like a landfill

a job that slowly kills you

bruises that won't heal

 

you look so tired and happy

bring down the government

they don't

they don't speak for us

 

i'll take a quiet life

a handshake and carbonmonoxide

 

no alarms and no surprises

no alarms and no surprises

no alarms and no surprises

silent

silent

 

this is my final fit

my final bellyache

with no alarms and no surprises

no alarms and no surprises

no alarms and no surprises please

 

such a pretty house and

such a pretty garden and

no alarms and no surprises

no alarms and no surprises

no alarms and no surprises

please

radiohead- good choice

:lol:

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I revived this thread! :D

 

:uhoh:

silence :uhoh2:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: "It was a long and dark December

You: "From the rooftops I remember

You: "There was snow, white snow"

You: Heard it by any chance? :D

Stranger: yeh its coldplay

You: OMG

You: huggle

Stranger: haha

You: You're the first person to recognize that

Stranger: whats it calle again?

You: I thought it was a pretty mainstream song

You: Violet Hill

Stranger: thats right

Stranger: i love that song

Stranger: im gonna play it right now

You: So do I

You: You should

You: I will too

Stranger: male or female?

You: WE CAN SING ALONG

You: SINGALONG PARTY :D

You: ok

You: how many seconds in are you

Stranger: male/female?

Stranger: dont have it on this comp

You: None of your damn business D:

You: aww

You: shame

Stranger: m/f?

You: I already said

You: None of your damn business D colon

Stranger: how old are you?

You: Fifteen

You: Anyway

You: You are OBVIOUSLY a creeper so nyeh

You: ....

You: <_<

You: >_>

Stranger: im 16

You: THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DENY BEING A CREEPER

Stranger: male

Stranger: australia

You: Amazing!

You: Perhaps we should have pretendy masturbatory sex now! B-)

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i was already doing that but whatever

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: how big is your cock?

You: It is nonexistant

You: on account of the fact that I possess a vagina

Stranger: oh

Stranger: awesome

You: But anyway

Stranger: yeh

Stranger: so u wanna ahve cyber?

Stranger: msn?

You: DOWN TO THE PRETENDY MASTURBATORY SEX

Stranger: yeh

You: OMG

You: I JUST CAME

You: FOR NO REASON

You: that's kind of odd actually

Stranger: lets go on msn so we can send naughty pics ;)

You: it must be your amazing sexual prowess

Stranger: mmmm

You: Oh wait

You: I know

You: wait

You: I lost it

You: I lost my train of thought

You: It went smashing into Grand Central Station

You: SO ANYWAY

You: The pretendy masturbatory sex would sort of have no point right now

You: So perhaps we can discuss our favorite brands of tea

You: My favorite kind of tea is vanilla chai

You: the Bigelow kind

You: it is delicious with a lot of sugar and some milk!

You: What is your favorite kind of tea, 42-year-old creeper from Australia?

Stranger: i like vagina in my tea

You: Vagina is a nice add-on

Stranger: sned me some pictures so i can put them in my tea

You: for sure

You: http://media.photobucket.com/image/fat%20guy/andigodown/why-fat-guy1.jpg

You: see that

You: thta is me

You: playing princess

You: ^^

Stranger: nice

You: Playing princess is the shit

Stranger: /fat guy

Stranger: maybe u shud change name of it ;)

You: Almost as great as playing veterenarian

You: Maybe I just took one of the first hits off google images

You: and can't be bothered to get off my lazy ass

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: yeh

Stranger: send me a picture of you vagina

Stranger: do you have pubes yet

Stranger: or still prepubesant?

You: Wow

You: You are definitely a sixteen year old

You: from Australia

You: Most assuredly

Stranger: mmm yep

You: Fo sho

Stranger: are you from america?

You: No

You: Uganda

Stranger: u speak like a black dude

You: I left

You: Because of the rape

You: And murder

You: and starving

You: and assorted awful shit

Stranger: cool

Stranger: your boooring

Stranger: bye bye

You: My mother was actually raped right in front of my eyes

You: It was pretty bad

You: Wait!

Stranger: what?

You: I didn't show you any pictures of my genetalia yet, silly >_>

You: <_>

You: <_<

Stranger: haha

You: >_<

Stranger: ok

Stranger: fucking send em then

You: No

You: First you should tell me what your fav kind of tea is

Stranger: earl grey

You: Earl grey is nice

You: It is sooooothing

Stranger: mmmm

You: MMmmmMMMMmmm

You: I am just sitting here

You: imagining your youthfull 16 year old male from australia genetalia

You: It is very nice.

You: Anyway

You: I am busy having a life

Stranger: mmmm

You: Have fun creeping! :D

You: Bye!!

Stranger: bye

You have disconnected.

 

AMAZING

lol You're lucky I tried something like you do in omegle but nobody get it.:P

WIN.

 

thanks; I definitely agree

 

Omegle's got some fantastic people on it! :D

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Basilmarket?

You: I used to rule the woorld

You: seas'd rise when I gave the word

Stranger: Coldplay?

Stranger: Awesome.

You: OMG

You: SINGALONGPARTY

You: GOGOGO

You: YOUR TURN

Stranger: But..

Stranger: Are you from Basilmarket?

You: Yes

Stranger: Oh!

You: my cousin lives in thymemarket

Stranger: Basil ID?

You: Sorry

You: I lied

You: D:

Stranger: Oh. :/

You: Sorry

Stranger: It's okay.

You: Good

You: SINGALONG PARTY NAOOOWWW

You: Please?

Stranger: kk

Stranger: o.o

You: You'd be the first one in like fifty tries

You: to sing along with me

You: you can go now

You: if you feel like it

You: ...

Stranger: Okay..

Stranger: Now in the morning I sleep alone?

You: I googled Basilmarket

You: not to be off topic

You: I used to play MS

You: twas fun

You: anyway

Stranger: Ohh.

Stranger: Lol

You: SWEEP THE STREETS I USSED TOO OWWWN

You: ok

You: your turn

You: we gotta stay focused, Stranger

You: KEEP THE BLINDERS ONN

Stranger: I used to roll the dice

You: Feel the feeear in my enemies' eyeess :D

Stranger: Listen as the crowd would sing

You: NOW THE OLD KING IS DEAD LONG LIVE THE KING :D:D:D

You: you need to get into this man

You: USE SOME ALL CAPS

You: SING WITH FEELING

Stranger: err

You: hahaha

Stranger: ONE MINUTE I HELD THE KEY

You: YES

You: NOWW THE WALLS ARE CLOSED ON MEEE D:

Stranger: AND NOW I DISCOVERED THAT MY CASTLES STAND

You: .,...are you reading from a lyrics site? >_>

You: just wondering

Stranger: No...

You: GOOD

Stranger: I'm just trying to remember them. :/

You: UPON PILLARS OF SALT AND PILLARS OF SANDDD

You: It's ok

You: You have really made my day

You: I actually forget the next stanza

You: I think it's the one about shattered windows and shit

Stranger: lol.

Stranger: Uhh

Stranger: I thought Jeruselam or something

You: oh yeah

You: I HEAR JERUSALEM BELLS ARE RINGING

Stranger: Uhh

You: ROMAN CAVALRY CHOIRS ARE SINGING

You: there

Stranger: :D

You: hehe

Stranger: BE MY MIRROR MY SWORD AND SHIELD

You: MY MISSSIONARIES IN A FOREIGN FIELD

Stranger: FOR SOME REASON I CANT EXPLAIN

You: ONCE YOU'VE GONE IT WAS NEVER

You: NEVER AN HONEST WORD

Stranger: THAT WAS WHEN I RULED THE WORLD

You: AND THAT WAS WHEN I RULED THE WORLD

You: I yeah

Stranger: lol

You: xD

Stranger: XD

You: We sang it together

You: We are awesome

Stranger: :D

Stranger: Lol yes.

You: indeed

You: Basilmarket is a pretty happenin place itwould seem

You: ok whats next

Stranger: uhh

You: I think NOW it's shattered windows etc

You: SHATTERED WINDOWS AND THE SOUND OF DRUMS

You: ...

You: ok if you don't remember that's ok

You: ^^

Stranger: xD;

Stranger: I don't..

Stranger: And I gotta go.

Stranger: :<

You: NO

You: WE SHOULD FINISH

You: D:

You: D:D:D:

Stranger: Oh.

You: Sad day

Stranger: Okay..?

You: I will finish it 'fore you go

Stranger: Okay. D:

You: PEOPLE COULDN'T BELEIVE WHAT I'D BECOME

You: REVOLUTIONAIRIES WAIT

FOR MY HEAD ON A SILVER PLAATE

You: JUST A PUPPET ON A LO-ONELY STRING

You: AHHH WHO WOULD EVER WANNA BE KING

You: I HEAR BELLS ETC

You: CHOIRS ETC

You: RELIGIOUS IMAGERY ETC

You: RELIGIOUS IMAGERY ETC

Stranger: lol

You: FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T EXPLAIN

You: I KNOW ST. PETER WON'T CALL MY NAME

You: NEVER AN HONEST WORD

You: BUT THAT WAS WHEN I RULED THE WORLD

You: OOAOOOAAAOOOOOOOHHH

You: OOAOOOAAAOOOOHH

You: (we mustn't forget the oh's)

Stranger: XDD

You: *repeat former verse*

You: oooh oooh oooh ooh

You: repeat

You: repeat

You: FINIS

You: ok

You: you can go now

You: bye.

Stranger: Okaay

Stranger: See ya!

You: THANK YOU SO MUCH

Stranger: No problem. :)

You: You really don't understand what this means to me

You: :D

Stranger: :D

You: You should totally share this wit yo friends on basilmarket

You: fo sho

You: anyway

Stranger: Sure.

You: bye

You: :D

You: great meeting you man

You: you are a class-act individual

Stranger: Byee :D Likewise.

You: intelligent, virile,

You: great taste

You: incredibly good in bed etc

You: bye

You have disconnected.

 

bitchinest conversation ever etc

I know

let's post random song lyrics of songs stuck in our heads! :dance:

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jing..... OOPS :laugh3::laugh3:

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