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the thread that will never reach 2000 pages and i can't think of anything cool to say cos i'm drunkk

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in The Lounge

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Stranger: where do u live

You: kentucky

Stranger: wheres that..?

You: In the us

You: :P

Stranger: haha ye but wheree in the us

You: Like, the middle

 

 

 

 

Like, the middle.

 

hahaha XD I am so dumb

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Stranger: chicken

You: I USED TO RUUUULE THE WOOORLD

You: SEAS'D RISE WHEN I GAVE THE WORD...

You: ok

You: done embarassing myself

You: How are you, Mr. Chicken?

Stranger: chickens

You: Chickens are great man

You: They taste awesome

Stranger: chickens or egg?

You: HMM

You: that's a tough choice

You: I'd go with chickens

Stranger: which comes first?

You: oh

You: the egg, definitely

Stranger: chickens

You: A better question would be:

You: "Which came first, the genetic chicken or the genetic chicken egg?"

You: I would still go with egg

You: but whatevs

Stranger: chickens

You: Wow, man!

You: You must not have a large vocab

Stranger: chick

Stranger: kens

You: ooooh!

You: I see

You: I SEE HOW IT IS

You: turkeys

Stranger: hick

You: turks

Stranger: chickens

You: keys

You: urks

Stranger: ken

You: eys

Stranger: chic

You: turkey

Stranger: hick

You: turk

You: urk

You: rke

You: key

Stranger: kichen

Stranger: hen

Stranger: chi

You: kerturk

Stranger: eggs

You: kerturk

You: FUCKING DUCK

You have disconnected.

 

 

I OUT-RANDOMED HIM!

 

win :smug:

Stranger: where do u live

You: kentucky

Stranger: wheres that..?

You: In the us

You: :P

Stranger: haha ye but wheree in the us

You: Like, the middle

 

 

 

 

Like, the middle.

 

hahaha XD I am so dumb

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: chicken

You: I USED TO RUUUULE THE WOOORLD

You: SEAS'D RISE WHEN I GAVE THE WORD...

You: ok

You: done embarassing myself

You: How are you, Mr. Chicken?

Stranger: chickens

You: Chickens are great man

You: They taste awesome

Stranger: chickens or egg?

You: HMM

You: that's a tough choice

You: I'd go with chickens

Stranger: which comes first?

You: oh

You: the egg, definitely

Stranger: chickens

You: A better question would be:

You: "Which came first, the genetic chicken or the genetic chicken egg?"

You: I would still go with egg

You: but whatevs

Stranger: chickens

You: Wow, man!

You: You must not have a large vocab

Stranger: chick

Stranger: kens

You: ooooh!

You: I see

You: I SEE HOW IT IS

You: turkeys

Stranger: hick

You: turks

Stranger: chickens

You: keys

You: urks

Stranger: ken

You: eys

Stranger: chic

You: turkey

Stranger: hick

You: turk

You: urk

You: rke

You: key

Stranger: kichen

Stranger: hen

Stranger: chi

You: kerturk

Stranger: eggs

You: kerturk

You: FUCKING DUCK

You have disconnected.

 

 

I OUT-RANDOMED HIM!

 

win :smug:

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Stranger: where do u live

You: kentucky

Stranger: wheres that..?

You: In the us

You: :P

Stranger: haha ye but wheree in the us

You: Like, the middle

 

 

 

 

Like, the middle.

 

hahaha XD I am so dumb

 

:lol:

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You: hello

Stranger: wewt

Stranger: hi

You: what's up?

Stranger: chillen

Stranger: waiting for my mom to leave so i can blaze it

Stranger: what u doin

You: listening to music

Stranger: what kind

You: indie

You: radiohead

You: like them?

Stranger: werd

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i dont know any of their songs

Stranger: but i know i like them

Stranger: lol

You: EPIC FAIL.

You have disconnected.

 

I snubbed him. :dozey:

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You: hey there

You: what's up?

Stranger: Hi. I'm 12f... My brother had me lick white stuff off penis.. Is that safe? He is 22. I'm scared.

You: You're gonna die.

Stranger: ;(

You: :(

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:sick:

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He accidently die. Is that bad?

 

He? :uhoh:

quick! someone give me an idea for a movie!

 

minesweepers

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Jonny Buckland are just not that into you?

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Awesome. :dance:

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