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Petition To Remove Paul Cause He's Bad At Spamming

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IGNORE THIS ENTIRE THREAD. MY REQUEST TO BAN PAUL HAS BEEN RESCINDED. IF ANYONE IS GOING TO BE BANNED, IT SHOULD BE RICK8 CAUSE HE'S JUST A COMPLETE DOUCHE.

Thank you.

 

 

Hello Fellow People That I Annoy A Lot,

It has recently come to my attention that a man named Paul is making random threads that are not funny or even mean. Instead, they are depressing, happy, etc. THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. i propose an amendment to the coldplaying constitution to remove Paul from this forum or at least make him change his ways.

 

 

John

 

P.S. For anyone who thought I was gone, I never was. I'm kinda like Batman...I sit and watch over the city until I'm needed to combat evil.

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Hello Fellow People That I Annoy A Lot,

It has recently come to my attention that a man named Paul is making random threads that are not funny or even mean. Instead, they are depressing, happy, etc. THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. i propose an amendment to the coldplaying constitution to remove Paul from this forum or at least make him change his ways.

 

 

John

 

P.S. For anyone who thought I was gone, I never was. I'm kinda like Batman...I sit and watch over the city until I'm needed to combat evil.

 

if you don't like my threads, why don't you just ignore them?

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The U.S. didn't like Hitler...why didn't we ignore him? Evil has to be combatted.

The U.S. didn't like Hitler...why didn't we ignore him? Evil has to be combatted.

 

i am not hitler.

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Hey ariadnasquire. And Paul, I know you're not Hitler. Stalin wasn't Hitler either.

John, you're amazing at drums.

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Hmmm...maybe ur alright. I will rescind my petition to remove you.

Hmmm...maybe ur alright. I will rescind my petition to remove you.

 

thank you. :)

Ban everyone.

 

except everyone.

let's ban Ian.

 

:cheesy:

except you

 

except you. :)

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let's ban Ian.

 

:cheesy:

 

hmmm....you are quite brilliant.

let's ban Ian.

 

:cheesy:

 

sorry for being such a noob again but, who is Ian?

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the person who owns the site that's banned me over 10 times.

the person who owns the site that's banned me over 10 times.

 

hmmm, why did they ban you?

I remember trying to get banned by posting porn, but Ian just renamed me 'Miceal da Mastabata' :(

Is it not obvious? John (abcdef3) just comes here to annoy the h3ll out of everyone.

I remember trying to get banned by posting porn, but Ian just renamed me 'Miceal da Mastabata' :(

 

:laugh3:

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I've been banned for many reasons.

1. Challenging Ian to a rap battle (I won by default since he forfeited).

2. Being a dick.

3. Making random posts.

4. Saying Coldplay is bad.

5. Talking shit about Ian.

6. There's probably a lot more...

I remember trying to get banned by posting porn, but Ian just renamed me 'Miceal da Mastabata' :(

 

:D

I've been banned for many reasons.

1. Challenging Ian to a rap battle (I won by default since he forfeited).

2. Being a dick.

3. Making random posts.

4. Saying Coldplay is bad.

5. Talking shit about Ian.

6. There's probably a lot more...

 

it is called freedom of speech doesn't it?. So:

 

 

 

 

 

 

ANARCHY IN COLPLAYING

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't worry. It was just a joke.

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