June 14, 200917 yr Author AHAHAAH :laugh3: Definition of Coldplay on Urban Dictionary: 1) Coldplay fan: How's it going chum? I like Coldplay, very great in my opinion. Radiohead fan: Oh that's understandable, I personally enjoy Radiohead more. Coldplay fan: Well that's cool. Coldplay/Radiohead FANATIC: OH FUCK HELL YES, Coldplay/Radiohead FUCKING ROCKS! I MASTURBATE DAILY TO THEIR AWESONE VOICES! Coldplay/Radiohead COMPLETELY FUCKING SUCKS COMPARED TO THEM. I'M GONNA GO SMOKE MY MARIJUANA NOWS KTHXBAI Coldplay&Radiohead fans: STFU HITLER-TITTY-SUCKING NEO-NAZI GO TAKE A HAMMER TO YOUR DICK! GTFO, GO BACK TO YOUR Gurochan.net FUCKING FAG
June 14, 200917 yr Author Agreed. I'm having fun. Whenever someone says 'Hello! What's your name? :)' I say: 'WHERE THE &*(^ IS IOWA?!?!?!?!?!' And then I leave. :smug:
June 14, 200917 yr I just freaked someone out Hi You: PENS WON THE CUP BIOTCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Stranger:uhhmmm okay...I don't know who they are You: where are you from? Stranger:Finland You: Oh that's where Vesa toskala comes from Stranger: Who? You: Finnish goalie? Your conversational partner has disconnected You: Oh well not my fault you dunno your hockey players :shame: I didn't actually say that though
June 14, 200917 yr Stranger: hi You: Hi I'm Miley Cyrus, and I'm taping this convo for Miley and Mandy show! You can watch it on youtube Stranger: where? You: uhh youtube.com You: Do you know who I am? Stranger: I know that? Stranger: no Stranger: how do I find the show? You: you can go http://www.youtube.com and type in Miley and Mandy show and see it it's going to be out next episode Stranger: I see Stranger: I can find it now? You: no it's not up yet but you can watch our previous episodes they suck a lot though but this one is going to be AHHHWESOME!!! You: so what would you like to talk about? Did you see my new movie? I'm going to try it on every single person P.S. I don't like Miley Cyrus:P
June 14, 200917 yr Stranger: hi :) You: Hi I'm Miley Cyrus, and I'm taping this convo for Miley and Mandy show! You can watch it on youtube in our next episode Stranger: you can't tape a convo Stranger: even if you are miley cyrus You: I mean my friend Mandy oh dear I just said Manday lolz, so she's filming it as I talk to you Stranger: my name is boxxy You: Nice to meet ya! So what kind of music do you like to listen to? Stranger: everything except for shitty country music Stranger: I'm more famous than you are btw Stranger: suck it Sorry guys this is just so amusing:P
June 14, 200917 yr Oh yeahhh! :D Okay this is getting really stupid people believe me so easily and I should be nice to them I Think Stranger: hey You: Hi I'm Miley Cyrus, and I'm filming this convo for Miley and Mandy show! You can watch it on youtube in our next episode Stranger: wow Stranger: that's exciting You: :D You bet! So let's talk Stranger: alright, bring it on You: what's your favourite band or artist? Stranger: hm. that's a tricky one, it changes quite fast. Stranger: If I had to make a choice, I'd go for tool. You: nice You: so where are you from? Stranger: I'm currently located in the Netherlands You: OMG that's so cool! Stranger: how so? :D You: I don't know it's just really cool like I'm talking to another person from a different country, ya know what I mean? Do they show Hannah Montana show there? Stranger: Haha, I see.. hm, I don't think we get that hear. At least I never saw it. Stranger: I don't really care about television, really You: oh I see have you heard my music before then> Stranger: what's your music then? You: I love singing, you can search them on youtube, ignore the comments where people say I suck stupid haters Stranger: hah, alright I'll do so later You: All right :D Stranger: so you do a lot with youtube? You: yep I make videos with my best friend Mandy, they all suck because they're homemade but who cares right? As long as I'm having fun! Stranger: haha, definitely that's the most important thing You: Oh btw listening to their song right now. Do you like coldplay Stranger: well, I believe coldplay is overrated :) but it's a nice entry point into some soft rock music Stranger: what do you like then? You: are you serious I LOVE coldplay I think they're the best and I used to like radiohead but I think they suck now Stranger: I never really cared about radiohead - do you know "my morning jacket"? You: uhh not really, are they good? Stranger: here's a tune - [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-5gipOwIbM]YouTube - My Morning Jacket - One big holiday [official video][/ame] always gives me goose bumps Stranger: you might like it You: okay I'll listen to them anyways I gotta go thanks for talking with me because I have no one else to talk to really
June 14, 200917 yr Author ^^^ WOW. +10933903436 ^^ Aww Clint. :blush: Met a crazy young man who likes bunnies & world peace. :nice: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: vikings? You: YESSSS :] Stranger: MANY VIKINGS! Stranger: a regular plague of vikings! You: YAY! :D Wearing funny bunny hats? Stranger: ALWAYS. Stranger: with rabbits perched upon them Stranger: with swords. Stranger: AND BACON! You: OH YES You: Thanks a lot, I'm craving bacon now >_> You: :P Stranger: just slaughter a nearby viking and claim his hat! You: Eww bacon is from bunnies? You: *does it anyway* Stranger: the bunnies keep their own bacon, and will trade it in exchange for their life if threatened You: Hahahah suckers. Stranger: that was a very easy viking slaughter, you must have the strength of ten! You: But I killed all the bunnies! :( Stranger: fool! Now who will you count on in times of turmoil? You: Chuck Norris. DUHHHH You: I LOVE COLDPLAY. :} Stranger: Chuck Norris won't protect you if you pledge alleigance to Chuck Norris!! Stranger: He lives to protect only one thing You: What is that? Stranger: Bunnies. FAIL! You: SON OF A B****! :( You: What about Chris Martin? :] Stranger: He's a pacifist, he'll just write a nasty letter to the marauding vikings while they set flaming pigs upon you! Stranger: DO YOU KNOW OF RUFUS T FIREFLY?! You: Are you saying he's a wuss or he's too sexy to rouine his outfit? Cause either way I'll beat you down. You: no. :\ Stranger: dang. I'm sayinig that he is a man of peace. Vikings would make merry sport of him! You: Ok you're safe. :D Stranger: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :D Stranger: I have had a pleasant conversation, but it's 4:20am and i must sleep. Have a nice day!! :D Your conversational partner has disconnected.
June 14, 200917 yr @ Dee :stunned: we were talking to each other! :P Kidding I wasdoing the Miley Cyrus thing the whole night
June 14, 200917 yr Author What? I was looking at you & the piano... Mishelle, on the other hand was looking at your shorts... :dozey: @Alina: Weirrrdddd. :P
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