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MrsSeverusSnape

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Everybody knows straight guys CANNOT write sensitive rock. This guy is right on the money. :dozey:

 

Srsly tho, "God Hates Fags! Love Gods Way!" wth??

 

They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.

We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.

We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.

 

*insert list of almost all bands ever here*

 

On second thought, this is obviously a joke. :rolleyes:

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still that list is so weird....

 

blondie - x-offender.... (how can be blondie on the safe list if they have songs like this one)

or they are just doing it the other way round... i mean the safe list are band that not so god-like?

 

because on the list of bands to watch out are the Jonas Brothers... :worried:

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Ahahah

I have 9 of those artists' CD's :P

It's funny how they have Lil' Wayne twice :lol:

 

they have Elton John twice as well XD

 

It says "Elton John" and then the last entry is "Elton John (really gay)"

 

lollerskates.

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And feel the heat of VLV burning!

Also I think that a good idea would be buy this place and burn it down since it's made for us sinners and a bunch of gay people :rolleyes:

MAKE SURE THE CHILDREN ARE WATCHING

 

MAKE SURE THEY CAN FEEEEL THE HEATTT

 

Sounds like lyrics to a Slipknot song (or SlipKnot as that site calls them)

 

:lol:

 

Yeah sounds pretty much like it!

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