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Darling, could you please undo the zipper on my dress?

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

You: what's up?

Stranger: darling, could you please undo the zipper on my dress?

You: of course

Stranger: thanks

You: so

You: let's talk about....

You: ah

You: sorry

You: I'm gay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:sick:

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:bigcry:

*pats Paul on back*

 

'Twill be OK.

How does he just assume you're a girl just because you have a dress on? What a jerk.

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