Oh, and posting agenda, *smacks self in the face with eights for forgetting* next on the board is an installment of of TWTUD, which I will put-up... :shrug:

Good morning! :D

 

Oooh, more TWTUD! :omgomg:

 

Also I am doing quite okay today! :D

And how is yourself?

Just drinkin' some coffee, catchin' up on a bit of TV, and then later on, I will continue my study of BioShock gameplay.

 

All in all, I've got quite the day ahead of me. But it'll get easier as soon as I reach my second cup of joe. :D

That sounds like a wonderful day! :D

 

I laughed at the cup of joe thing, :lol:

It sounded funny :D

 

I will probably attempt to write more,

Maybe post...:D

I need to get back on the metaphorical saddle. :laugh3:

-DOUBLE POST- :saw:

Having internet troubles, Penguin? :thinking:

 

Anyway, yes, you need to get right back on the metaphorical horse with your metaphorical saddle and get back to writing your... er... metaphorical... book? :inquisitive:

I want to stab my Internet *sobs* :bigcry:

 

But yes, I have got my metaphorical riding helmet on and..my metaphorical horse has been metaphorically groomed. :inquisitive:

 

Okay now even I'm confused...

You want to metaphorically stab your internet in it's metaphorical heart? Then you want to put on your metaphorical helmet, then strap the metaphorical saddle on your metaphorical horse, then ride off into the metaphorical sunset, all while writing your fan-fic.

 

Seems pretty straight-forward to me. :shrug:

That is all very true.

 

Apart from I literally want to stab my Internet.

 

When the police comes looking for me about the murder of the Internet, you need to be my ally.

Tell them I was here with you!!! :laugh3:

 

*rubs hands evilly*

 

They'll never catch me alive...:D

I didn't see nothin', I didn't hear nothin', and I've got the lawyer on speed-dial. :evilgrin:

Perrrrfect..muhahaha...*strokes beard*

 

Partners in crime indeed :D

 

Now grab your shovel and help me hide the internets body...

Oh, damn, you've already done the deed? :stunned:

 

Think of all the pissed-off people who only have to read our posts to know the truth... :uhoh:

I'm sorry Marie....IM SORRY!!! :bigcry:

 

I just couldnt take it anymore.

The tension between us has been there for a long time now,

I didn't want to admit it.

I told him he was the fastest Internet around.

But I only had eyes for the ultimate fast broadband.

And he found out. :cry:

*i think we've scared the other people away*

I think so, too. Jonny Cake doesn't come around anymore, I don't even think she's lurking, though you've mentioned TL on several occasions. And those two writers that did their own one-offs, I was hoping they'd come back, and join us on this crazy train, but I haven't heard a peep. :(

 

We're weird people, aren't we Penguin?! We're just too fangirly or whatever for anyone's taste! :bigcry:

 

Oh, well, as long as you stick around, I can manage. :hug:

Why can't we just be loved!?!?!?!? :bigcry:

 

Maybe everyone just got eaten by seven? :thinking:

 

But diddo!! :hug:

Our sole, two-person quest continues.

Ooooooo!!

We should buy cowboy hats for it! :omgomg:

Ooh, a quest? :dance:

 

I love quest! Or, at least I think I do. :thinking:

 

And Cowboy hats, yes!

 

Mine will be made of worn, black leather, with a wide strip of black silk around the crown. What will your's be? :D

Mine will be turquoise and covered in rainbow sequins.

 

So people will take me seriously. :nod:

Turquoise. CM's favorite color.

 

He would approve of the rainbow sequins. :nod:

I don't mind if he wants to join us on our quest! :D

 

.....:sneaky:

Wow, that got dirty fast. :blank:

 

An I the only pure-minded one here? :rolleyes:

Your mind is in the gutter!!

 

I blame the fan fictions....:P

Well, don't go blaming my fanfiction. :phu:

 

It's nothing but pure. :smug2:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:rolleyes:

Hahahahahahaha :laugh3:

 

-Nor mine!!! :nod:

Speaking of non-dirty fics, what's the best fic you've read that didn't involve slash?