busybeeburns Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 A couple were invited to a swish family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.聽 The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. 聽 His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had sex in the back seat.聽 Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.聽 "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."聽 Then she asked "Did you dance much?"聽 He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."聽 "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.聽 To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad. Apparently he had the time of his life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essexbird Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That's brilliant!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldengrey Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 :o Oh my lord! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bart Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 :stunned: :/ :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 :lol: oh no! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammie Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 hahahahaa!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manders Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 OMG MY WHOLE EXPRESSION ON MY FACE CHANGED WHEN I READ THE LAST PART!!!!!!!!! OMG THAT IS BRILLIANT!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 so Amanda found it mildly amusing then? :rolleyes: :lol: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sally_ Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 LOL!!!! THATS SO FUNNY!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berg镁贸ra Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 wow it took me like 30 seconds to get this...but i did...and i laughed :D :lol: :D :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 sill laughing :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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