I wrote...

 

Memo on 21 Nov 2009 at 4:38 pm #

 

Chris Martin is the prophet! He is the savior of all humanity! He shall be the one to show us the way forward to a better life with his musical genius!

I admit to have dabbled in the Coldplaying.com way of life, but I have now been washed of my sins and have now fully converted to The Church Of Chris Martin!

Chris be with you all!!

 

He wrote back...

 

Devout Disciple Welcomer on 21 Nov 2009 at 11:03 pm #

 

WELCOME M E M O !

 

We greet you with open arms as a willing convert to the Church of Chris Martin. Here you will be cleansed and fresh-ready to start again with the proper worship of The Great One. You have seen the error of your (coldplaying.com) ways & seek absolution. We offer that here too-if you provide Euro’s to Father Drobbingdon’s “charity fund”-all the more absolution will be granted to you!

 

Now if you are just another basement ****** looking to get lucky with a C:O:C: girl-that is another option available to true converts. This Church of Chris Glory has so much to offer the repentant sinner; you have already cast aside your previous associations and wish to seek the grace that awaits your soul at the altar of Coldplay.

 

M E M O: Your chaste wisdom has earned you a spot on the Grand Solemnization Stage when The Church throws it’s big Saint Cobain party! Please bow now in prostration to all that is HOLY! Viva MEMO. Amen.

 

I lol'd :lol:

haha "faster than a cheetah on cocaine" lol ^:laugh3:!

Mike!

 

I need more virtual memory so my computer will stop shutting down my windows all the time.

 

ah... yeah you should get more memory because that probably causes the windows shutting down or slowing down. do u know how much ram u have?

:laugh3:

lulz.

I know there's about 4GB of space, but I always get a popup saying it ran out of virtual memory.

 

How do I find out my RAM? Is that my RAM?

so many big words :bigcry:

I know there's about 4GB of space, but I always get a popup saying it ran out of virtual memory.

 

How do I find out my RAM? Is that my RAM?

 

umm... i think it means 4 GB of free hardrive space, but i might be wrong.

 

I think you find out ram in system preferences or finding out the properties of "my computer"

I should feed my hamster :escaping:

don't you regularly feed your hamster? :uhoh:

It says it has 261,864 KB RAM

Yes, I just havent yet today :P

i used to have hampsters but they died. We had two hampsters that we thought were males, but they weren't because...umm... one had babies.

awwwwww, I love the proportions on male hamsters xD

:laugh3:

 

i had a hamster named Itchy who escaped from his cage in the garage one night :wtf:

It says it has 261,864 KB RAM

 

hmm... that's kinda a small amount but i guess the default. That's like a 1/4 of a gigabyte of memory. I have like 1.5 gb.

:curtain::whip:

My hamster escaped once and got stuck under my carpet.

 

hmmm....well this is an old computer I'm thinking.

Er... Hi Will :uhoh:

WILLYUM!

hey will :charming: :hug:

Is that me whipping you?

:gorgeous:

Hi Emily :elf:

 

Ya'll talking about hampsters or RAM? :wacko:

 

And Crest :elf:

 

And Laura :elf:

Both :wacko:

 

I remember when we were talking about firefighters, that was fun :lol: