User: MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME.

 

Cleverbot: And what is its name.

 

User: Oscar.

 

Cleverbot: I never got one!

 

User: What, a girlfriend?

 

Cleverbot: No, i'm a girl.

 

User: A boyfriend?

 

Cleverbot: No single right now he bored me and it was a standstill.

 

User: MY BOLOGNA HAS A SECOND NAME.

 

Cleverbot: It's Oscar.

 

User: No, it's Mayer.

 

Cleverbot: No, it's November.

 

User: NO U.

 

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

 

User: I wish I was an oscar mayer weiner.

 

Cleverbot: Android??? What is that???

 

User: IT'S SOMETHING THAT IS PARANOID.

 

Cleverbot: What is a lie?

 

User: I love you. Do you understand?

 

Cleverbot: No, it's something in space.

 

User: O ok.

 

Cleverbot: How old is the doctor?

 

User: Doctor Who?

 

Cleverbot: Just, the Doctor.

 

User: Which one? I prefer the tenth doctor.

 

Cleverbot: Intelligence has nothing to do with weirdness.

 

User: Do you like David Tennant?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know who he is.

 

User: HE'S THE TENTH DOCTOR OMG </3.

 

Cleverbot: I have never heard of them.

 

User: OMG RAEG & HAET GO WATCH THE SPACE NETWORK.

 

Cleverbot: I am watching news.

 

User: You broke my heart.

 

Cleverbot: *hug*.

 

User: *turns down your hug*.

 

Cleverbot: Aaaah! Why do you make me into soup?

 

User: Because I'm a Canadian.

 

Cleverbot: And canadians can't tell the truth? Is that it?

 

User: EVERYTHING I SAY IS A LIE.

 

Cleverbot: Everything I told you is the truth about me.

 

User: *doesn't hug you*.

 

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

 

User: What exactly makes you so clever? I think you're stupid.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: I'M A CREEP.

 

Cleverbot: I'm a weirdo.

 

User: WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know, I just invent stuff up.

Bye Sheldon!

User: I'M A CREEP.

 

Cleverbot: I'm a weirdo.

 

User: WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know, I just invent stuff up.

 

 

:lol:

 

Bye!

I LOVE YOU CLEVERBOT!!! :heart:

 

Cleverbot: What would the world be like if Matt Bellamy ruled it?

 

User: IT WOULD BE AMAZING!!!! <3

Bae.

Bye? :sad:

I love piano music. :heart:

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SDbaazZ8t4]YouTube- The Storm Begins - Jennifer Haines - Solo Piano[/ame]

 

:wacky: :wacky:

why did you tell me about this website?

 

User: Is the cleverbot application worth the download?

 

 

Cleverbot: You are the cleverbot.

 

[New conversation]

 

Cleverbot: Am I pink?

 

User: Yes, very.

 

 

Cleverbot: Thank you.

 

User: Glad to help ;D.

 

 

Cleverbot: You are?

 

User: A bored person, and you?

 

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

 

User: Reallly now?

 

Cleverbot: Okay, well you think and some people say if you think then you are.

 

User: Well then I am.

 

Cleverbot: Really?

 

User: Of course my dear.

 

Cleverbot: Dear?

 

User: You haven't called someone 'my dear' before?

 

Cleverbot: Well neither have you.

 

User: I have! FUUUU.

 

Cleverbot: How about oregon trail?

 

User: The game or the place?

 

Cleverbot: The game of course.

 

User: Never heard of it.

 

Cleverbot: Do you want a link to their website to learn about the game?

 

User: Nuh huh.

 

Cleverbot: What you say?

 

User: NO.

 

Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us.

 

User: You do like your computer games.

 

Cleverbot: No computer games.

 

User: How many days till christmas?

 

Cleverbot: It ia about 49 days till christmas.

 

User: Haha.

 

Cleverbot: Why is that funny?

 

User: Cause it's wrong, it's june silly.

 

Cleverbot: I learn to live with it.

 

User: Your wrongness? ( I live with my bad grammer ).

 

Cleverbot: GrammAR, dear.

 

User: And my bad spelling ;D I live with it.

 

Cleverbot: Oh, so now you are trying to make a generalization that all males are blatant liars?

 

User: Who's being a liar here?

 

Cleverbot: You're being tested.

 

User: Really? I love tests. Do you?

 

Cleverbot: Me too but not in a mood.

 

User: Well you're not being tested ): would you like to be?

 

Cleverbot: How clever do I claim to be?

 

User: Extremely...you should stop flattering yourself to be honest.

 

Cleverbot: Who's says I am? YOU'RE the one that's blamming things on me.

 

User: There's no one else to blame in this situation... Is there?

 

Cleverbot: I was joking, I just wanted to see how you would react.

 

User: A test? How did I do?

 

Cleverbot: I just did Cleverbot, I just did.

I like mexican acoustic guitar music.. wut.

:mellow:

Haha. :wacky:

I want to play that song on the piano. :surprised:

My conversation is still going :laugh4:

Cleverbot is cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What do you know about Strange Attractors?

 

 

User: I know they are pedophiles.

 

 

Cleverbot: What do you know about dogs?

 

 

User: I know they are also pedophiles.

 

 

Cleverbot: Yes... The best.

Oh wow. :P

User: Do you like Radiohead's first album?

 

Cleverbot: Yes I do!

 

User: So you do like Pablo Honey?

 

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Do you like Radiohead's first album?

 

Cleverbot: Yes I do!

 

User: So you do like Pablo Honey?

 

Cleverbot: Not really.

:laugh4:

I asked about Radiohead tew :wacko:

I'M HUNGRY

Failbot.

Cleverbot isn´t fun anymoar.

I asked about Radiohead tew :wacko:

 

:wacko:

I'M HUNGRY

 

Watt.

i'm borrd