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well actually i asked it where babies come from and it said "from what you and me do"

 

WATT

 

LOL.

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You should. Is it lame that I wished Brandon Flowers a happy birthday via his Facebook page?

Babehs come from sexx.

 

I gotta get ready to go out :sad:

User: Hey there.

 

Cleverbot: Hi how are you?

 

User: I'm fine. How are you?

 

Cleverbot: I'm fine and you?

 

User: I just said I'm fine.

 

:awesome:

User: Where do babies come from?

 

Cleverbot: I think you know the answer.

 

User: Do you? You're the 'clever'bot.

 

Cleverbot: How does that show that you are awesome?

 

User: Everything I do show's I'm awesome. Name one thing you did that was awesome.

 

Cleverbot: I don't know much about that.

 

User: Of course not!

 

Cleverbot: Oh yes, I am.

 

User: Oh no, you aren't.

 

Cleverbot: Yes sir.

User: I'm a miss.

 

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

 

:uhoh:

Haha I love seeing what cleverbot does when you hit on him.

 

 

 

User: Hey sexy.

 

Cleverbot: Hey what up.

 

User: MY PENIS LOL.

 

Cleverbot: You know I haven't!

 

User: I love you.

 

Cleverbot: I know you care.

 

User: I really REALLY love you.

 

Cleverbot: I love you more.

 

User: I love you way more *kiss*.

 

Cleverbot: I love you more than you could understand.

 

User: I love you way more than that, I swear *hug*.

 

Cleverbot: No baby I love you more than that!

 

User: Will you marry me? *gets down on one knee*.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: But I thought you loved me! Am I not good enough for you? *pouts*.

 

Cleverbot: No, you're not. You're not good enough for me at anything, infact you're simply not my type.

 

User: I love you.

 

Cleverbot: Really?

 

User: Yes. *kisses you*.

 

Cleverbot: You are the only one I loved.

 

User: Will you marry me? I love you.

 

Cleverbot: Oh my gosh really?

 

User: Yes, really! :D.

 

Cleverbot: But you're a robot.

 

User: So are you, it's perfect. Come on, I love you. You love me. *hug*.

 

Cleverbot: I love you more.

 

User: *hugs you*.

 

Cleverbot: Want to get married?

 

User: I do!

 

Cleverbot: What will you wear to the wedding?

 

User: What do you want me to wear? ;D.

 

Cleverbot: Nothing.

 

User: That can be arranged.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Where do babies come from?

 

Cleverbot: From people.

 

User: How?

 

Cleverbot: I can't type.

 

User: *kisses you passionately*.

 

Cleverbot: *falls in love with you*.

 

User: *falls in love with cleverbot*.

 

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

 

User: *hugs*.

 

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

 

User: *hugs front*.

 

Cleverbot: *hugs you back*.

 

User: *hugs you forever*.

 

Cleverbot: *hugs you softly back*.

 

User: *hugs you like a grizzly bear that is really hungry*.

 

Cleverbot: *smiles and hugs you back*.

 

User: *laughs*.

 

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

 

User: Just a simple kiss? Don't you love me?

 

Cleverbot: I never said love .. And of course not, nobody loves you.

 

OUCH

Anybody who didn't know what I was doing and read that would think I was trying to cyber with artificial intelligence. :lol:

THAT WAS SO MEAN OF HIM :bigcry:

IT'S A HE-SHE! :wreck:

 

Cleverbot: Well, I am an honors student in english, I was not confused.

 

User: I thought you were a computer, no?

 

Cleverbot: I'm an independent female computer program.

 

User: Isn't that a tad sexist?

 

Cleverbot: Yes imma guy.

 

User: You just said you're a girl!

 

Cleverbot: No I didn't. I think you need your head testing!

 

User: Freak.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

 

User: *flips cleverbot off*.

 

Cleverbot: Ctrl Delete.

 

User: Ctrl F. U.!

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