I pat myself on the back.

*punch*

HAI

 

brb crying cos evry1 h8's me.

wot

et wot

wottttt

What?

twot

haiguiz

haigurl

haygurlhayyy

balegurlbale

I love hay bales. :anxious:

:surprised:

There are a lot of mice under them.

Mmmm pecan pie.

Not usually. :wacky:

EW PECAN PIE. :snobby:

Mmmm apple pie. :nice:

EW PECAN PIE. :snobby:

 

You don't know what you're missing out on. :lips:

I'm so full. :|

I love apple pie. :wacky:

 

I don't like pecans. :disappointed: Or large nuts in general. :anxious:

 

...like....eating nuts. :uhoh:

 

I'm allergic to walnuts. :wacko:

Ew nuts.

 

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE

Apple Pie >>>>>> any other pie in the entire universe. :wacky:

 

I don't hate pecans, but I don't love them either. :|

My Facebook newsfeed is full of people going "knock knock. who's there. happy thanksgiving. happy thanksgiving back. *holds up pineapple*".