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Coldplay whine and dine in the US (damn 3am girls)

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^fancy that? an article on Coldplay and only a pic of Chris :rolleyes: btw, this IS by the 3am girls, so its most probably utter crap, but I thought I'd post it anyway

 

 

WE'RE getting increasingly concerned about the strange behaviour of Coldplay.

 

The British group don't just rock up at concerts and perform anymore - now they have a list of demands.

 

 

 

Included on their rider for the MTV awards in New York last week, the secret divas wanted a bunch of flowers in a vase in their dressing room.

 

And that's just for starters.

 

Lead singer Chris Martin may not drink but that didn't stop the others from wanting to indulge. They asked for two bottles of red wine and four bottles of chilled dry white wine which they specified should not be chardonnay.

 

In case they got peckish, the four of them also decreed that they should have a full selection of gourmet foods.

 

Included on the list was homemade soup, fish, vegetables, salad, bread, dressing and a tray of raw vegetables.

 

Looking after your figures, boys?

 

There wasn't so much as a cream puff in sight for afters as the band wanted strawberries, grapes and cantaloupe melon instead.

 

How rock 'n' roll.

 

 

:rolleyes:

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they need to fill up their column so they print crap :angry: haha imagine jonny throwing a diva-like strop- (said in overly dramatic voice) *I SAID I didn't want Chardonnay, uh, such incompetence*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I can see it now! :P Brushing his moustache with the tips of his fingers 'n' all.

In fact, I don't think these demands are very weird or diva-sh...

You should hear what J.Lo or Michael Jackson ask!! :o

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yeah I know V, but this might not even be true anyway, cos these 3am girls are stupid and annoying ;)

and haha Maya that image made me laugh out loud! :lol:

Yeah, I think who these 3am girls are... Are they writers of some gossip column in the Daily Mail? I think I read something from them when I was in England...

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yeah, they write for 'The Mirror' which is I think is the best tabloid-type paper. but the 3am girls are downright annoying

So, we're gonna kick their stupid ass!! :angry:

hahaha that's loudicrious... ok, the guys ask for food and drink... can anyone blame them? they can afford it cant they?!

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lets just kick asses :cool: *gets into ass-kicking mode* I didn't know I had one, but whatever :P

hmmm ... i'm up for that!

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nice! lets get our crew together then! who else is up for a wee bit of ass-kicking? :wink3:

Chrissy + Char + V = the 'ass-kicking' Charlie's angels :D :P

oh i would loooove that! *jumps in possition and looks angry/demanding/supercool*

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*tries to copy Chrissy* *ends up looking like an escaped mental patient* :confused:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I see that you like the idea...

Then, I ask the Cameron Diaz role... in fact, people in the street thinks I'm her...

:o :P

I didn't felt like reading all the above, but nice picture, thanks ;) :P

Cool!! You can be Lucy Liu and Chrissy, Drew Barrymore... Deal!!

*noni starts to go to the gym* :D

and who am I gonna be?

:D :D Now you are a exotic girl... with bad temper :P

I hope you've been training this weekend...

*noni starts to be good at tai-chi* :wink3:

and will be demi moore... :D

If you like... but we'll kick your ass!!! :P

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