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Whaaat?... Chris Martin is the messiah?

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:stunned:

 

 

The church of chris martin? :(

 

Wtf is this crap.

these people keep putting down coldplaying too?

 

is there some kind of like feud thats been going on now ? :inquisitive:

 

this is sooo weird though... :\

This is soooooooooooooo 2007.

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ive never heard of it :dozey:

 

their scary...

 

and you think im a fan girl paul :rolleyes:

 

 

thes people are sickk :uhoh:

Yeah, they are.

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wait... this has been going on since 2007 :stunned:

Sorry, this is soooooooooo 2008.

That is sooo sacrilegious it's scary. Chris wouldn't like people worshiping him.

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"No! The worst thing in life is : coldplaying.com, cause those idiots over there are only a website that could be loved by a mom!

 

They are the worst excuse for fan threads-

-and all their bloggers need to be on heavy-duty meds! They like to put their dirty dealings on world affairs and then their henchmen run back and hide in their batcave lairs.

 

I know that coldplaying.com is tight with Kim Jong;

plus they smoke opium pipes all day long! That drug money goes right to the coffers of Al-Queda’s camps-and it’s the coldplaying.com women (and NOT the C O C -ers)who are the BIGGEST TRAMPS!

 

coldplaying.com put up dirty money to fund Joe Satriani and Cat “Twat” Stevens. Those website imbeciles are a bunch of dirty heathens! Then they had a witch ceremony to put a hex on our Coldplay boys-they got a hold of some Coldplay puppets and did bad things to those cute little toys.

 

coldplaying.com sent a hooker to dally with Father Drob at a Sunday Coldplay mass-this hussy was ugly, fat, venereal-diseased and crass! Thank goodness the Arch Pope came to his senses and sent her running! coldplaying.com is evil, Satanic, vicious and cunning!

 

Church of Chris Martin devotees-don’t be misled-

coldplaying.com is crazy in the head!"

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omg these people are insane...

 

"Please mindfreak..don’t denigrate the purity of this Holy website by your coldplaying.com mutterings and

poison pen! We do not allow for mental ward escapees to pollute the image of beloved Chris(t) Martin.

You have heard that Saint Bono is considering solemn castration for those found guilty of diabolical web schemes against the Church. Go paste that threat on your stupid threads and messageboards over at coldplaying.com. CHOP! CHOP!

You are a retard.

Don't give them all this importance. :)

We are clever people, more or less! :P

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i wont anymore :rolleyes:

i just was a little confused when i saw all the references to coldplaying :lol:

and i havent seen any cocm bashing :laugh3:

 

 

 

 

... im not retarded :blank:

 

 

DUDE

 

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..paul ruined it :dozey:

 

dude that not how you play the game

Chavette.

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