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Whaaat?... Chris Martin is the messiah?

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Lol just ignore the church of chris martin, the guy that runs the thing is a pyschopath.

 

When Michael Jackson died he took some suppiles and went to hide in his basement or something because he said that "the world was ending".:thinking::laugh3:

^:lol:

This is soooooooooooooo 2007.

 

This.

 

ive never heard of it :dozey:

 

their scary...

 

and you think im a fan girl paul :rolleyes:

 

 

thes people are sickk :uhoh:

 

They are the CREEPIEST people ever, the funny thing is that we're on war! They have declared war against us coldplaying members so beware.

Guys shut up, none of this shit is for rlz. As I'm sure dozens have said.

I hate people who just focus on Chris with vehemence. It's called Coldplay. not the Chris Martin band people...

 

He's a very beautiful guy, I catch myself staring at him many times too...Those eyes, his charisma, nice body, and talented...what more could one ask for?! He's a visionary as well-worth worshipping musically...but not a DEITY WORTHY OF RELIGION! LOL!

 

I hate Chris teeny boppers...those fourteen year olds who post on youtube pages with usernames like "prettyprep" or "twilightgrl" and go on and on about gwyneth moving over and how 14 is not too young and wanting him to be their babydaddy. So stupid. Musician first, hottie second.

 

That's the end of my rant.

I hate people who just focus on Chris with vehemence. It's called Coldplay. not the Chris Martin band people...

 

He's a very beautiful guy, I catch myself staring at him many times too...Those eyes, his charisma, nice body, and talented...what more could one ask for?! He's a visionary as well-worth worshipping musically...but not a DEITY WORTHY OF RELIGION! LOL!

 

I hate Chris teeny boppers...those fourteen year olds who post on youtube pages with usernames like "prettyprep" or "twilightgrl" and go on and on about gwyneth moving over and how 14 is not too young and wanting him to be their babydaddy. So stupid. Musician first, hottie second.

 

That's the end of my rant.

 

definitely this!!nicely said Sarah:D:D

I'm 14 and I agree! Music comes 1st, and my youtube name is most definitely not OMGROBPATTINSONISOHOT. Haha :rolleyes:

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The church of chris martin? :(

 

Wtf is this crap.

these people keep putting down coldplaying too?

 

is there some kind of like feud thats been going on now ? :inquisitive:

 

this is sooo weird though... :\

 

I know hey? I once saw it, it was so creepy :\

Hahahahhahahaha :lol:

"No! The worst thing in life is : coldplaying.com, cause those idiots over there are only a website that could be loved by a mom!

 

They are the worst excuse for fan threads-

-and all their bloggers need to be on heavy-duty meds! They like to put their dirty dealings on world affairs and then their henchmen run back and hide in their batcave lairs.

 

I know that coldplaying.com is tight with Kim Jong;

plus they smoke opium pipes all day long! That drug money goes right to the coffers of Al-Queda’s camps-and it’s the coldplaying.com women (and NOT the C O C -ers)who are the BIGGEST TRAMPS!

 

coldplaying.com put up dirty money to fund Joe Satriani and Cat “Twat” Stevens. Those website imbeciles are a bunch of dirty heathens! Then they had a witch ceremony to put a hex on our Coldplay boys-they got a hold of some Coldplay puppets and did bad things to those cute little toys.

 

coldplaying.com sent a hooker to dally with Father Drob at a Sunday Coldplay mass-this hussy was ugly, fat, venereal-diseased and crass! Thank goodness the Arch Pope came to his senses and sent her running! coldplaying.com is evil, Satanic, vicious and cunning!

 

Church of Chris Martin devotees-don’t be misled-

coldplaying.com is crazy in the head!"

 

 

 

 

How did they know? I thought we were pretty good at covering it up. Alright guys time for plan B.

**Let's do some converting**

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