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YOSSARIAN HAS VOTED FOR JENNY!

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Where does Yossarian collect his five hundred US Dollars? :confused:

Idiot....:dozey:

I love your avatar, Yossarian. :D

:O Fuck me

Damn, if you haven't added US in front of dollars I would have given you 500 Zimbabwean dollars ;)

Dont be fool Yossarian, they is trick you! They wants bank informations which leave you a poor person with money less.

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Dont be fool Yossarian, they is trick you! They wants bank informations which leave you a poor person with money less.

 

Who does they think he is?!¬!? Yossarian is most impoverished, he needs this fifteen hundred US Dollars to feed his famished youths and wives! :angry:

 

This manner of the SCAM should not have been allowed. Somebody must do something!

Fifteen hundred? I'm afraid that isn't what is being offered.

Yossarian can have all the winnings, but first he must pay $5,000,000 release funds as well as provide personal information such as full name, address, phone & mobile phone no, fax no., sort code, bank account no., profession, age and marital status.

 

Should you follow our JENNY bank's directives, the full installment amount will be credited and reflect in your bank account within 3 to 4 bank working days. The Auditors reports shows that you have been going through hard times by paying a lot of money to see to the release of your funds, which has been delayed by some dubious officials that dealt with you in the past. We therefore advice that you stop further communication with any other group, individuals or institutions, since you do not have to pay any money or transfer fee to receive your funds as you have met up with the whole funds transfer requirements. :angry:

 

We at this bank of JENNY wish to congratulate :thumbsup: and inform you :awesome: that after thorough review of your funds in conjunction with the world bank auditors report, your payment file will be forwarded to our JENNY bank upon your immediate transfer of a first installment amount of US$5,000,000 from your bank account.

Pfft. Yossarian can have as much money as he wants, as long as he meets me in the alley behind my house at 2:20 am, with a jar of gummy worms and a rope. :wink3:

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Yossarian can have all the winnings, but first he must pay $5,000,000 release funds as well as provide personal information such as full name, address, phone & mobile phone no, fax no., sort code, bank account no., profession, age and marital status.

 

Should you follow our JENNY bank's directives, the full installment amount will be credited and reflect in your bank account within 3 to 4 bank working days. The Auditors reports shows that you have been going through hard times by paying a lot of money to see to the release of your funds, which has been delayed by some dubious officials that dealt with you in the past. We therefore advice that you stop further communication with any other group, individuals or institutions, since you do not have to pay any money or transfer fee to receive your funds as you have met up with the whole funds transfer requirements. :angry:

 

We at this bank of JENNY wish to congratulate :thumbsup: and inform you :awesome: that after thorough review of your funds in conjunction with the world bank auditors report, your payment file will be forwarded to our JENNY bank upon your immediate transfer of a first installment amount of US$5,000,000 from your bank account.

 

Ian if Yossarian meets upon you personally, will you have apologised to him for your YEARS OR PERSECUTION and PREJUDICE against INNOCENT YOSSARIAN? :angry:

well that depends on whether you bring your USD$5m with you when you come! ;)

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