Do tell. :)

real quotes or coldplaying quotes?

real quotes or coldplaying quotes?

 

Whatever floats your boat!

I'm glad I'm not me.

"The government is great as breaking your leg, handing you a crutch and saying 'see, without me you couldn't walk.'"

-Harry Browne

"All I can do is be me, whoever that is" - Bob Dylan

 

 

 

and...

 

 

 

 

"Oh!! It's like an orgasm in my ear!"

Gosh, there are so many. I'm gonna start with a few funny ones:

 

“Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!"”-Eddie Izzard

 

“You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!”-Eddie Izzard

 

“One thing i don't understand is sex is legal and selling things is legal but selling sex is illegal.”-George Carlin

 

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...and you finish off as an orgasm.”-George Carlin

George Carlin is fucking boss!

Fo' sho'. :D

Fo' sho'. :D

 

EDDIE IZZARD IS SO GREAT.

He really is.

 

"Do you have a flaaag?" :laugh4:

“Our motto is whenever you make a mistake, do it twice.”

- Neil Finn

 

“There's nothing more boring than a rock'n'roll star. Someone who has been on the road for 10 years, expecting attention wherever he goes, drinking himself stupid, who is obnoxious, incoherent, uncreative, and has a massive ego. There's nothing more pointless."

-Thom Yorke

"I don't make predictions and I never will."

 

Paul Gascoigne

 

:P

^ The irony within that statement amuses me greatly.

"I saw the movie 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and I was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realised why: they're crouching and hidden." - Steve Martin

Since you reminded me of Steve Martin:

 

“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”-Steve Martin

 

^That one. Made me feel so much better about the prequels.

"If the world didn't suck, we would all fall down"

well thats not my fave quote. but it made sense.

Music can open up so many emotions that we didn't know we had. - Johnny Depp.

^ The irony within that statement amuses me greatly.

 

That's why I love it so much!:lol:

However, the biggest irony of all is that Mr. Gascoigne didn't have a clue it was ironic as he's such a dimwit!!:laugh3:

"I don't make predictions and I never will."

 

Paul Gascoigne

 

:P

I wanted to post the same thing. :awesome:

"We're from England and English people aren't impressed. There's this automatic assumption that any degree of success means that you've... you've cheated. Or you're full of shit or whatever. We're fascinated by the fact that in America celebrities live on that higher plate. They're untouchable. It's fucking mad."-Thom Yorke

 

"Whenever I meet a beauty, I escape or hide in a corner. Not that I think they are intimidating, but they attract horrible people. Some guys really do their utmost to make these beautiful women believe how good they are. Beauty means power. And I'm a bit cynical towards all that. Honestly I've never met a beautiful girl that I really liked. You never get the chance to really get to know them. Result : I don't even take the effort now to try to meet them."-Thom Yorke

 

“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.”-Woody Allen

I wanted to post the same thing. :awesome:

 

You're familiar with Gazza??:stunned: