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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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yeseeess. this would suck....esp. on a saturday...:sick:

 

ok....see you soon Imke:kiss:

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Hello again. :kiss:

Hi Imke ! :kiss:

How's it going ?

 

I should work a bit, will be back in an hour or so anyway :P

See you !

 

@Eric: YES ! :wideeyed:

:shame: it always comes down to this

 

*takes clothes off*

 

i would be like the depressing emo hooker with a cigarette and crooked teeth

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Imke, hello again Du isch möschte disch heut noch seeehn...:blush:

 

eric, well....no it doesn't mean you should...because if you feel depressed it doesn't mean you should get depressed...I mean physically depressed.....or happy....or sad....or cool....I don't know:disappointed:

can I be the hooker that rejects half the clientèle because they do not please me? :lips:

can I be the hooker that rejects half the clientèle because they do not please me? :lips:

 

But we need the money. :sad: You can't just reject anyone. :P

 

 

 

Julia, isch verschteh nisch gansch was du misch sagen willscht. :blush:

 

Perrine! :cheesy: Get back here soon. :whip:

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Imke....YOU DON'T KNOW THAT HOWARD CARPENDALE SONG?:disappointed:

Thanks Eric for making this thread pervy again. :sneaky:

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! Now I remember. :bigcry:

Ewwww .... you probably just gave me a ... "Ohrwurm".

But we need the money. :sad: You can't just reject anyone. :P

 

 

 

Julia, isch verschteh nisch gansch was du misch sagen willscht. :blush:

 

Perrine! :cheesy: Get back here soon. :whip:

 

If we eliminate the riff-raff, we will end up with much more trustworthy, respectful, loyal clientele :gorgeous: /persona

 

Thanks Eric for making this thread pervy again. :sneaky:

 

you're welcome, dear :lips:

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an earworm:cheesy:

 

getting naked in this thread is not a pervy thing....it is just part of our business

I don't get naked, I'm the pimp. :gorgeous:

Well you've been talking about srs bsns for the past 10 pages or so, so I'd forgotton what pervy really was. :disappointed:

This thread turned into another chat thread. :cheesy:

But that's not so bad ... there's still some random perviness in here. :charming:

This thread turned into another chat thread. :cheesy:

But that's not so bad ... there's still some random perviness in here. :charming:

 

:whip: don't make your hooker tell you to get to work!

It's really not pervy until a guy starts posting on here... :lol:

Boo ... okay. Eric find yourself some clients for tonight and bring home the money. :whip:

It better be more than the last time. :snobby:

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I do need some more money for my condom production as well:snobby:

I think I shouldn't be a cat hooker, because my only customer is Raz. :disappointed:

It's really not pervy until a guy starts posting on here... :lol:

 

that's why boys are better :lips:

and that's why I bring home the bacon :charming:

ew

 

Boo ... okay. Eric find yourself some clients for tonight and bring home the money. :whip:

It better be more than the last time. :snobby:

 

I do need some more money for my condom production as well:snobby:

 

you two will be put to shame by my fund bringing abilities.... stuff..... *struts his stuff on the busy street corner*:charming: you know you want some, hunneh

 

 

I think I shouldn't be a cat hooker, because my only customer is Raz. :disappointed:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: :laugh3:

 

ew :wacky:

 

What I meant by that is that I don't make enough money, because I only have one customer. :P

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