Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Coldplaying

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

Featured Replies

  • Replies 4k
  • Views 106.8k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Author

I don't want Matt....:disappointed:

 

now this pic of eric and Matt really explains that Eric IS the big black woman who took part in the Keith Moon orgy...:blush:

Who was I again in that orgy? :wtf:

then imke and me and dee will take mr bellamy :lips: and you guys can have leftovers :sick:

Imke, you were the one on the far left. :uhoh:

 

Leftovers? :wtf:

AL_KeithMoonBackstageCal1976_600.jpg

The one that gets her boobs grabbed?

 

I don't know if I can share Matt with two other people. :charming:

  • Author

oooh there is the pic again...:awesome:

 

yes....and I am the one making out with Moon...:blush:

AL_KeithMoonBackstageCal1976_600.jpg

The one that gets her boobs grabbed?

 

I don't know if I can share Matt with two other people. :charming:

 

*shoots imke*

 

problem solved :charming:

 

terminator.gif

His belly button looks weird.

*shoots imke*

 

problem solved :charming:

 

terminator.gif

 

You bitch. :angry:

  • Author

I've just realised.....

 

I am still wearing clothes....:disappointed:

THAT'S RIGHT

 

:gorgeous:

 

I'm a lot of people's bitch

I wouldn't pay to have Matt Bellamy. :lips:

I would, but I don't have to since I am a ho :gorgeous:

THAT'S RIGHT

 

:gorgeous:

 

I'm a lot of people's bitch

 

You'd shoot your pimp? :angry:

 

I wouldn't pay to have Matt Bellamy. :lips:

 

Oh I would. :charming:

  • Author

random

 

but whenever I open this thread I get this on top of the page:

 

imgad?id=COiVtqTzupi59wEQ2AUYWjIIHI_e1PINJRU

 

:wacky:

:laugh3: Well, it fits.

You'd shoot your pimp? :angry:

 

only if he-she-pink-thing-with-warts tried to steal my loverboy muse :lips:

only if he-she-pink-thing-with-warts tried to steal my loverboy muse :lips:

 

I don't have to steal him. He's already my loverboy. :lips:

But I'm gonna fire you, if you keep on disrespecting my authority, hooker.

:wacky:

This thread is pervy again !

 

But where is Ren now ? :disappointed:

I can't be fired :lips: I have multiple pimp-hookers

 

You break my pimp-heart. :disappointed:

You break my pimp-heart. :disappointed:

 

pimpage :charming:

 

PDH_017279_b_l-2_Carat_Diamond_14K_White_Gold_Heart_Pendant_wChain.jpg

 

you can't break diamonds :kiss: :hug:

  • Author

Oh Ren is not here....is actually having backstage action with me right now:wacky:

Create an account or sign in to comment

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.