But Julia ... does that mean your business is finally a success? :cheesy:

 

And Kels ... how can you just stop being who you are. Are you some kind of shape-shifting cat-whore?

But Julia ... does that mean your business is finally a success? :cheesy:

 

And Kels ... how can you just stop being who you are. Are you some kind of shape-shifting cat-whore?

 

no, she is just a cat-whore who wears a transvestite suit :sick:

of course it is successful....there are so many people who have asked for condoms although they didn't have anything to do with this thread in the first place....:smoking:

So I'm a cat-whore dressed as a tranny who is in love with cats, trannies, and little boys... :freak:

So I'm a cat-whore dressed as a tranny who is in love with cats, trannies, and little boys... :freak:

 

:thumbsup: I didn't say it. You did, hun. :lips:

 

*trying to act overly gay*

You should put that in your sig, Kels. :wacky:

 

Ohhh that's great Julia. :charming: You should start promoting the shop around the board.

Now everyone knows my deep, dark, shameful secret. :shame:

It was a secret? :surprised:

I think I should start promoting my shop on Coldplay cocnerts....:wacky:

An obvious secret, I suppose. :uhoh:

Then I'm going to have to make you a bigger sign. :wacky:

I think I should start promoting my shop on Coldplay cocnerts....:wacky:

 

:laugh3: OMG WE NEED TO FUCKING DO THAT

 

excuse me :curtain:

 

but I would srsly carry a sign :lips: as long as we all have a photo of all of our hookers on it

Do you think anyone there would have any idea what it meant? :awesome:

I think Coldplay would make Ian close the forum because of all the crazy, pervy non-coldplayish stuff.

I think Guy Berryman would be my 100th client who gets that special night with me where he can try all of my products:wink3:

 

:wacky:

 

 

finally.....I am pervy again....:disappointed:

Shush. :uhoh: The Berrygirls won't be to pleased with that. :uhoh:

can I have chrissy for a while? :curtain:

No Eric, you get Dave Matthews. :lips:

I want all four at once please, and each one with a condom in a different shape of pink. :gorgeous:

I guess I'll just take Phil. :disappointed:

No Eric, you get Dave Matthews. :lips:

 

deal :lips:

 

as long as we ALL get mr bellalove :heart:

 

 

I believe that is a picture of me and him that I don't quite remember :gorgeous:

I want Matteh too. :gorgeous:

Eric's a black (wo)man? :shocked2:

I don't want matt.... :disappointed:

 

I'll take Dom. :lips:

I do not care about the Berrygirls....I am the one with the jukebox condom shop so I am the privileged one who can please the 100th client:lips:

 

i think we will only try the ones with the wild fast songs though....they need another try, before I can sell them...