because it was crazy

and she realized that Mars was a green planet

and she started falling, falling down and down and down until

she started to fall up

then she died.

And then she came back to life because

this is fictional

and that can happen

because mayonnaise is everyone's friend

except for this one guy

coz he didn't invite the mayonnaise to his birthday party

and it was quite sad

because his birthday party was epic

becuase of the lack of mayo, though

it wasn't that great afterall

and everybody cried

coz you can sound off on the latest cult cosmetics on beautyheaven.com.au, according to an advertisement

what a bargain

what a deal

.....or no deal?

The Deal or No Deal show is

airing on

the 25th, which is also when

American Idol is on

and one person sang