Make a story game

[Technicolor Sparks]

You probably know how this works. I post a sentence, and the next poster continues it, and so on. Until we have a story! Make it funny, interesting, sad, anything! I think it should be about Coldplay...for obvious reasons :). Here's the first sentence:

 

One lovely day, Chris, Jonny, Will and Guy were walking up to Strawberry Swing when all of a sudden...

[LadyBellaStrawberry]

42 little joe satriani birds came flying down to them.... :laugh3:

[Guest howyousawtheworld]

One lovely day, Chris, Jonny, Will and Guy were walking up to Strawberry Swing when all of a sudden... Bono jumped out from behind the bushes looking the worse for wear and smelling of drink

[Technicolor Sparks]

aha there are two so I'll combine:

 

 

One lovely day, Chris, Jonny, Will and Guy were walking up to Strawberry Swing when all of a sudden... Bono jumped out from behind the bushes looking the worse for wear and smelling of drink. Then, 42 little joe satriani birds came flying down to them....

[Technicolor Sparks]

...and the boys were surrounded by birds and Bono!

Chris shouted, ".....

[inthecoldwhichplays]

oh my god lets catch some of these birds theyre very valuable!' and then they jumped around trying to catch some birds but..........

[Hahna]

...a novelty tie kidnapped him...

[Electric.Candy]

then he said..Oh yes bond me

[Hahna]

After that, he got a papercut.

[William]

Then he died

[Hahna]

Then someone poked him with a stick.

[William]

Then that someone died too

[Jonny Cakeland]

and they made cake out of him

[Hahna]

And then Marie Antoinette randomly jumped out and shouted, "stuff them, the cake is mine!"

[SimpleBlur]

... And then I was like, :wtf:.

[Darlene_Ihnfsa]

but even with Chris becoming a cake, jonny started to cry in chris chest and he came back to life.

birds left flying at the speed of sound, bono said, you were all yellow like your song.

[Technicolor Sparks]

And then I punched Bono in the face. Simply because he annoys me and his glasses are ugly.

[Coldplay]

And then I came in and shot everyone.

*cut to scene where everyone's in hell*

[Italian Plastic]

Then I fall from the sky (or should I say ground) and kill the devil and fly you all to safety in my roflcopter

[Darlene_Ihnfsa]

bono comes up with satriani and both start to sing until the rolfcopter falls down hitting the floor, while chris was singing "now my feet won't touch the ground" -auch. :facepalm:

[Technicolor Sparks]

Soon everyone on the roflcopter was singing Now My Feet Won't Touch The Ground. That is, until the song ended and we all started singing Viva la Vida. Which is ironic seeing as we were all pretty much doomed.

[Dancin4eva212]

Then the world ended.

[pickle]

But one monkey somehow survived. :awesome:

[Dancin4eva212]

And the monkey was a scientist and created a :mudkip:

[pickle]

And the :mudkip: was able to float through space until one day....