AND THEN HE SAID:

'I AM GUY ALMIGHTY' . and then he

tripped on a rock.

and Jonny Buckland picked him up and said

"Hi"

To which Guy replied

"I'm sexy"

And the boys all grinned because

Jonny flexed his muscles and his shirt ripped off.

Then all the crazy fangirls

Went to the store.

and bought a big...

watermelon

She then found a girl from Peru that knew had the flu, and told her to kiss her kazoo

And then they got into a fight because

some evil purple dude couldn't handle the awesomeness.

Then the big purple dude ran away

and started to cry.

But then he got up

and turned out the lights

and then the lights

turned back on.

She couldn't believe

that a helicopter ate its own foot

and then baked cinnamon buns