Team Rocket kidnapped :mudkip:

And :mudkip: was held hostage for a week, where they fed him jello and raspberries. :uhoh:

The jello and rasberries made :mudkip: very :sick:

 

Then the monkay came to save him and they.......

Went swimming! But there was one problem...

...Beyonce was not a woman... SHE WAS A MAN!:stunned:

:uhoh:

So then Beyonce had to befriend Lady Gaga, who also turned out to be a man.

Then Justin Timberlake married Hannah Montana and they....

partied in the USA

That is, until they relocated to Czechoslovakia, where they ate pickled pickles.

But the pickles made them very :sick: and Hannah died then....

All the world rejoiced because Hannah Montana was dead at last!!! The only problem was...

Miley was still alive....

And something needed to be done about that! So,

some guy went to some place and......

. . . jumped at her from behind a curtain. . .

and then he was all like "JFIDSHGKJSDG", because he thought it would make him seem scarier if he didn't use actual words.......

so she screamed and jumped a foot in the air. . .

and was all like "what is this, some kind of story where a bunch of stuff happens and such?"

And the guy totally said, "WE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO BUY A SHAMWOW!"

And then they did.

And then they all decided that Shamwow was amazing. . .

ANd then they said "wow"

And they shammed.

AND THEN THEY WENT TO THIS ONE PLACE AND THIS GUY DOING SOMETHING WAS THERE....

AND HE WAS GUY BERRYMAN!