p.s. that sad face is really sad.

Retard, it's disappointed.

I think its ready to burst out crying.

Mkay, I won't use this smilie anymore ! ^^

 

Btw, Sara, did you put the bouncer to sleep ? :wacko:

Mkay, I won't use this smilie anymore ! ^^

 

Btw, Sara, did you put the bouncer to sleep ? :wacko:

 

The bouncer? :wtf: You mean that thin guy I scared away with my penis? I'm not sure where he went.

succexy dancer coming through .... :gorgeous:

 

 

you wanna be our new bouncer then Sara :P ?

You're lucky Briggs can only pay a cheap one !

Omg you're obsessed about penises :stunned: Does that hide a deep traumatism ? I'm here if you need to talk :nice:

 

 

Edit: Liiiiiz ! *drools*

succexy dancer coming through .... :gorgeous:

 

 

you wanna be our new bouncer then Sara :P ?

 

*jaw drops to the floor*

 

*beverage drops to the floor*

What do people do in this thread anyway

Staring at Liz dancing :wideeyed:

...

 

but NO we aren't

 

 

 

 

 

 

:idea2: I GOT IT WE'RE PRETENDING!!! :thumbsup:

 

VARY SEXY LIZ

What do people do in this thread anyway

 

Not talk about Coldplay.

Not talk about Coldplay.

 

WHAT ABOUT CHIRS MARTINAZ :braces:

^^^You're such a smartass :smart:

 

Liiiiz where are you ? I want you to show us your lap dancing skills !

^^^You're such a smartass :smart:

 

Liiiiz where are you ? I want you to show us your lap dancing skills !

 

I have a spare penis if one is needed!

 

This thread is fun!

ahaha. It's pretty much Coldplaying's best kept secret. Its like the lounge in the coldplay section. Very rebellious. Very hawt.

ahaha. It's pretty much Coldplaying's best kept secret. Its like the lounge in the coldplay section. Very rebellious. Very hawt.

 

Except people are posting in this thread right now, not like in the silly Lounge. :D

 

Liz should come back, ah miss her ;_;

Alright kids, I have to bounce over to another 19+ establishment. http://theparagontheatre.com/

Bit early tho isn't it? Says doors open at ten.

I have a spare penis if one is needed!

 

This thread is fun!

... really... you... you would offer me your spare penis ? :wacky:

 

ahaha. It's pretty much Coldplaying's best kept secret. Its like the lounge in the coldplay section. Very rebellious. Very hawt.

:whip:

Would be hotter if sexy Lizzybear was here though !

... really... you... you would offer me your spare penis ? :wacky:

 

 

:whip:

Would be hotter if sexy Lizzybear was here though !

 

Yeah, I have a couple lying around. I have one of those novelty hollowed-out ones you can use as a drinking straw if you like. :nice:

Drinking... straw :dead:

 

 

Then I can't resist !

Drinking... straw :dead:

 

 

Then I can't resist !

 

 

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMZ

Omg that pic is blaaah >.<

 

I think I can drink directly from my glass, it's.... eeeerm... quicker ? :uhoh:

Omg that pic is blaaah >.<

 

I think I can drink directly from my glass, it's.... eeeerm... quicker ? :uhoh:

 

I just googled "penis straw," lolz, I didn't even know people made them.

 

I wonder if mods are supposed to remove this. Maybe I should report my own post.