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Yeah, we're all lovely. Except people named Jamie. I dislike a lot of them. Well, 2. Oh no, 3. Just remembered one.

 

What do they to to make you dislike them? I haven't met a Jamie from Edinburgh yet, but now that I've been enlightened, I'll be very careful if I meet one.

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What do they to to make you dislike them? I haven't met a Jamie from Edinburgh yet, but now that I've been enlightened, I'll be very careful if I meet one.

 

So far, all Jamie's I've met, have been nasty & horrible. So yeah, all Jamie's are evil, and part devil.

I'm writing comedy. Slowly working up the courage to do stand-up. Hoping to do it after I turn 18 (in January). Also, writing sketches for radio. Need to send some off soon.

 

Ah, and my blog, which is okay. Certainly readable.

 

Do you write at all? :D

Could you please link me to your blog? I'd like to read what you're writing! (I'm bad at actually following blogs, but I do pop in once in a while)

 

Well, I used to write when I was 10. :lol: Now I just occasionally write something if I feel inspired. But those are mostly just ramblings... nothing special. The link's in the signature... ;)

 

Edit: Good luck with stand-up. You have to know a lot and be witty if you want to be successful, I guess.

Weird, isn't it? The name "Jamie" sounds so gentle and soft. Who would have thought that Jamies are evil creatures that like torturing people. One is so easily tricked by nice names.

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Could you please link me to your blog? I'd like to read what you're writing! (I'm bad at actually following blogs, but I do pop in once in a while)

 

Well, I used to write when I was 10. :lol: Now I just occasionally write something if I feel inspired. But those are mostly just ramblings... nothing special. The link's in the signature... ;)

 

Edit: Good luck with stand-up. You have to know a lot and be witty if you want to be successful, I guess.

 

http://www.theartofsillytalk.wordpress.com I do hope you like.

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Weird, isn't it? The name "Jamie" sounds so gentle and soft. Who would have thought that Jamies are evil creatures that like torturing people. One is so easily tricked by nice names.

 

I know. Also, Ryan's are bastards also (Probably a lie)

Great, thanks!

 

I'll read some entries now, the rest tomorrow. Getting tired, you know. :sweatdrop:

I know. Also, Ryan's are bastards also (Probably a lie)

 

No, no, I think it's true. Except that one Ryan I know. He's really nice. The others are bastards though.

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Great, thanks!

 

I'll read some entries now, the rest tomorrow. Getting tired, you know. :sweatdrop:

 

Yeah. I wouldn't expect anyone to make it past 3 posts in one sitting.

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Jamies from Glasgow are cool though.

 

I'm sure they're lovely. We should really conduct some sort of survey.

 

Do you know a Jamie? Is he a ****!? Where do you live?

Ah no, that's not the problem. It's just that it's very late now. Should probably go to sleep. :thinking:

Jamies from Glasgow are cool though.

 

Really? I don't believe it.

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I don't get the point in the starts covering up my word (which was *******)

 

If anything, I believe that makes it worse. Most people, will know some swear words, that're 4 letters long. This is giving them the chance to interpret those stars, as any one of them. Mix one about for another. So, to sum up, stars are pointless. Even the ones in the sky.

 

Okay. The word I used, had a T, and then a W, and then an A, and then another T.

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Ah no, that's not the problem. It's just that it's very late now. Should probably go to sleep. :thinking:

 

Well, whenever your read, please return to share your views. Have a good nights sleep. x

I don't get the point in the starts covering up my word (which was *******)

 

If anything, I believe that makes it worse. Most people, will know some swear words, that're 4 letters long. This is giving them the chance to interpret those stars, as any one of them. Mix one about for another. So, to sum up, stars are pointless. Even the ones in the sky.

 

Okay. The word I used, had a T, and then a W, and then an A, and then another T.

 

I think it's probably an attempt to foster people's creativity.

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Tim Minchin talks about the whole stars/swearing thing better than me.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg-Ke36aBh4]YouTube- Tim Minchin - Censorship[/ame]

 

Because you obviously all want to know more about it.

I am here. Hello.

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I am here. Hello.

 

Hello! Yes, you're here. Are you enjoying this thread? Would you like some dips or snacks?

Hello, James. Yes, I'd really like some snacks, because it seems like I'm spending my saturday night in front of the computer again! :cheesy:

What do you have to offer?

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Hello, James. Yes, I'd really like some snacks, because it seems like I'm spending my saturday night in front of the computer again! :cheesy:

What do you have to offer?

 

Some crisps/chips, a nice piece of cake, a flying elephant (with added mushrooms), and some sort of...thing.

I'm more the mushroom person, thanks. :nice: But I'd be interested in that sort of thing too.

I'm here too. But probably not for very long. I might in fact only be here to steal that nice piece of cake you're talking about.

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Cakes & Mushrooms have been stolen! A robber came in, and the following happened:

 

"Oi! Don't MOVE! STAY THERE!"

 

"Please don't hurt me! I have no money or anything!"

 

"Shut it! Now, do you have any cakes, or mushrooms?"

 

"Well, yes I do."

 

"Now, give me them, and then I'll go."

 

"Okay."

 

So, I'm sorry, but I have nothing now.

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