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I really need to stop putting things off until the last minute :P

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Hello.

 

He's great, now if only he'd get back to Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

 

Yeah, I loved him on Buzzcocks though. His stand up is brilliant though, so I can see why he left. He's a very funny chap.

I'd love to see him doing stand up.

I love that show, but it's going downhill.

I think the downfall was getting dappy from Ndubz, 3 times D:

:P

Hello. Some of you may not know me..(I'll start again).Most of you, will probably not have a clue who I am.

 

I'm James. Hello!

 

I used to post here quite a lot, a while back. I was a bit of a big shot (This may be debated, but you all know, deep down. Also, I talk to Nathan regularly. He's a bit like god around here ain't he? Only better.) I've returned for a little visit, and I have absolutely no idea what's going on here. Would anyone be kind enough, to fill me in?

 

P.S. If anyone thinks this thread is a "waste of time", we've previously had a thread dedicated to waffles (That's not much of a surprise. They are bloody brilliant.)

 

Welcome back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello James.

You're funny. Are you pretty too?

Love,

Hogy

Oh, and have you tried talking to a stranger at the bus stop yet? I might try that soon. It's always good to get to know new people, isn't it (unless they turn out to be mental).

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Hello James.

You're funny. Are you pretty too?

Love,

Hogy

 

Hello. Thank you for the compliment, and, well, I'm not one to say, but yes (This is a lie.)

 

And no, I've yet to venture into the world of bus conversations.

If you happen to meet my friend who is in Edinburgh at the moment, say hello to her from me. You'll recognise her easily. She is nice.

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If you happen to meet my friend who is in Edinburgh at the moment, say hello to her from me. You'll recognise her easily. She is nice.

 

I'll make sure I do. And I'm sure she's lovely.

 

By the way, the person in your avatar reminds me of someone. Are they a famous band-person-man?

“That James was such a gentleman. So kind and very mature and grown up. Should I give him a call?……Ah, no answer. I’ll leave him a message.”

 

“JAMES!!!!!!!!”

 

lol

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“That James was such a gentleman. So kind and very mature and grown up. Should I give him a call?……Ah, no answer. I’ll leave him a message.”

 

“JAMES!!!!!!!!”

 

lol

 

Ah yes, that was a good message-type-thing. I no longer have it though. That was a couple phones back. Shame.

I'll make sure I do. And I'm sure she's lovely.

 

By the way, the person in your avatar reminds me of someone. Are they a famous band-person-man?

 

He is very famous. His name is John Keats. He wrote lots and lots of lovely poems and was a great man!

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He is very famous. His name is John Keats. He wrote lots and lots of lovely poems and was a great man!

 

He sounds very great indeed. Some people are just great, innit?

He sounds very great indeed. Some people are just great, innit?

 

Absolutely. Maybe we'll be great one day too.

I'm okay. Trying to be productive (writing an article on translations of a poem) but I'm massively failiing at it. Thinking 'bout watching a TV show or something.

 

How are you? How come you were MIA for a year?

If you happen to meet my friend who is in Edinburgh at the moment, say hello to her from me. You'll recognise her easily. She is nice.

 

Was this a sly dig at the fine people of Edinburgh?

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I'm okay. Trying to be productive (writing an article on translations of a poem) but I'm massively failiing at it. Thinking 'bout watching a TV show or something.

 

How are you? How come you were MIA for a year?

 

I'm good thanks, and I was away because I was doing a lot of writing work, and also, It was impossible for me to post, with out one person in particular getting on my back. It was just annoying. All is fine now though! That was quite a deep story. I'll make it more lighthearted:

 

"And then, a feather fell into a clown's mouth. He chocked! HAHA!"

 

Well, that didn't work.

I wish it was. That would have been quite funny, wouldn't it? But no...completely unintentional.

 

People in Edinburgh are nice. At least the ones I've met.

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I wish it was. That would have been quite funny, wouldn't it? But no...completely unintentional.

 

People in Edinburgh are nice. At least the ones I've met.

 

Yeah, we're all lovely. Except people named Jamie. I dislike a lot of them. Well, 2. Oh no, 3. Just remembered one.

I'm good thanks, and I was away because I was doing a lot of writing work, and also, It was impossible for me to post, with out one person in particular getting on my back. It was just annoying. All is fine now though! That was quite a deep story. I'll make it more lighthearted:

 

"And then, a feather fell into a clown's mouth. He chocked! HAHA!"

 

Well, that didn't work.

Oh I see. It's better to back off even if it's not your fault. :)

 

What are you writing? A novel? Songs?

 

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I only know one person from Edinburgh. And they're nice. :)

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Oh I see. It's better to back off even if it's not your fault. :)

 

What are you writing? A novel? Songs?

 

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I only know one person from Edinburgh. And they're nice. :)

 

I'm writing comedy. Slowly working up the courage to do stand-up. Hoping to do it after I turn 18 (in January). Also, writing sketches for radio. Need to send some off soon.

 

Ah, and my blog, which is okay. Certainly readable.

 

Do you write at all? :D

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