Eh Steve! Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Cadet Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Depends on which parallel reality you live in. :wacko: And wow... long time no see. :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Yes, yes he is. (THINK OF THE CHILDREN) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
';' Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 yeap i see him all over the place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Yes and no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Why Santa Don't Exists: 1. No known species of reindeer can fly, but there are 300,000 species of living organims yet to be classified. Although most of these are insects and bacteria, this does not rule out flying reindeer. 2. According to the Population Refeence Bureau, 378 million people celebrate Christmas worldwide. With an average of 3.5 children per home, that's 91.8 million homes for Santa to visit. 3. Thanks to different time zones, Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, assuming he travels east to west. This works out to 822.6 visits per second. That means for each celebrating household with at least one good child in it, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, place presents under the tree, eat the cookies and return to the sleigh. 4. Assuming that all 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed throughout the earth, the total trip time will be 75.5 million miles. That means Santa's sleigh must move at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth (the Ulysses space probe) moves at 27.4 miles per second. 5. Assuming that each child get nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (weighing 2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying a payload of 321,300 tons, not counting jolly ol' Saint Nick himself. So, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katja Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 :santa: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 As real as the easter bunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmaLouiseSmyth Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 He'll only come if you believe in him. :laugh3: my mom used to tell me that. Lies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Niguez Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 He's real, he has his own delivery service! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 See? Not only is Santa very real, but he's also very evil. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Niguez Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 The dark lord of Christmas! :awesome: Or how certain people would call it: Sithmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 EXACTLY. You're so wise, Arnim. :cheesy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICK8 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 seems we get one of these threads every year........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickle Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 So.......Santa's......not....real? :wreck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 No, Laura. He's not. You had to find out sooner or later. I'm sorry. :shame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickle Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 My life is a lie :disappointed::bigcry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 :hug: It's OK, Young Padawan. You don't need Santa, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickle Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 :hug: :cheesy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 :nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumbersGirl Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 NO. A few years ago I worked at a shopping mall, and of course 'Santa' was there around Christmastime. After his 'shift', he came into my store and purchased a few items. I had to enter his name/address info in the computer to do the purchase... guess what his real-life name was... I'm not joking... . . . . . . RONALD McDONALD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 ^ That made me laugh. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Escapist Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 When Santa grows up and stops believing in himself, does he let his parents take over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 NO. A few years ago I worked at a shopping mall, and of course 'Santa' was there around Christmastime. After his 'shift', he came into my store and purchased a few items. I had to enter his name/address info in the computer to do the purchase... guess what his real-life name was... I'm not joking... . . . . . . RONALD McDONALD :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Steve? Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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