We all know that each family has their own santa :) Mine does only speak sign language because my older brother is deaf. That's very nice of him, I think. But my brother is always out, buying the newspaper when santa comes... :/

^ That made me laugh. :lol:

 

Yip... just think of how hard it was for me to keep a straight face while I was completing the sale.

 

And the even stranger part: he was buying a gold snake ring (with red ruby eyes) for his biker wife.

 

The picture that popped into my head was the Ronald McDonald character, wearing a Santa hat and beard, with a live boa constrictor scarf, and leather chaps.

Steve? Eh?

 

 

 

Spambot I think..:p

You'll find Santa in every big, fat, slobby middle-aged man.

They ate santa?! :wreck:

I heard he tastes like cookies.

No, that's a myth. He only smells like cookies, and that's due to his cologne.

No, that's a myth. He only smells like cookies, and that's due to his cologne.

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

I saw at least three santas yesterday, he's everywhere! :shocked2:

Santa is real... :rolleyes:

I saw at least three santas yesterday, he's everywhere! :shocked2:

 

He needs lookalikes like Saddam Hussein used to have, the Easter Bunny would just assassinate him otherwise and be the new holiday king.

maybe chemical Ali could pull the sleigh! :lol:

Santa never visits me any more... :bigcry:

I haven't seen him since 1999...:bigcry:

Maybe its connect with global warming and he moved to a Mars?:thinking:

OF COURSE HE REAL!! :)

He fixed my boiler.

No.

No.

 

But I've seen him.

Santa isn't real.

Santa is dad.

And mom.

 

 

So sad.

Now I'm depressed.

Santas my tranvestite parent?! :thinking:

Santa isn't real.

Santa is dad.

And mom.

 

 

So sad.

Now I'm depressed.

 

:whip:

Here could be kids!

Santa isn't real.

Santa is dad.

And mom.

 

 

So sad.

Now I'm depressed.

 

yeah right... next you're gonna tell me that the easter bunny and tooth fairy are also parents too :rolleyes:

It didn't really bother me when I found out that Santa wasn't real... and I was about four. :uhoh:

I was 15 :thinking:

You believed in Santa Claus until you were 15? :freak: