:hug: hello person who has a name that is alyssa but has a nickname with the first 4 letters that match a baby's middle name who was born today :wacky:

 

Star? :wacko:

starrrrgirllll

Oh. :blank:

 

Star.

Maybe you just hate yourself though, cos I would if I was you and I'm clearly not a moron.

 

Why would I hate myself?

And clearly you are if you think I quoted you just to call myself a moron.

Why would I hate myself?

And clearly you are if you think I quoted you just to call myself a moron.

 

I'm sorry I should reference sex every 5 minutes, maybe then you'll think I'm not a moron

 

LOL SEX HAHAHAHAH SEX IS FUCKING FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Such a happy reunion!

I'm sorry I should reference sex every 5 minutes, maybe then you'll think I'm not a moron

 

LOL SEX HAHAHAHAH SEX IS FUCKING FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

You look even more stupid.

I don't give a fuck how I look you're a retard on a forum I'll never even come close to meeting.

I would never want to come across a low life piece of trash like you in real life.

Hahaha ok then, but you'll happily be friend with that piece of shit, I apologise for having morals and principles.

I apologise for having morals and principles.

 

.

It's funny cos you don't know a fucking thing about me.

 

I am completely and utterly a better person than you and I hate myself so I am bound to hate you.

The Wild Basselope Re-Emerges from its Den

 

ERIC! :cheesy:

 

OMG!!!

It's the rare and endangered basselope! Eric is a basselope???

x-15

(only $6.95. Taxes, shipping, and license extra. Limited supply. Act fast!)

 

I was the proud owner and operator of one once. No itchy ears on them babies! They were all flop and dead weight on a mostly lifeless substrate..:laugh3:

OMG!!!

It's the rare and endangered basselope! Eric is a basselope???

x-15

(only $6.95. Taxes, shipping, and license extra. Limited supply. Act fast!)

 

I was the proud owner and operator of one once. No itchy ears on them babies! They were all flop and dead weight on a mostly lifeless substrate..:laugh3:

 

Why are there so many colors? :freak:

colors :heart:

Take a Benedryl if your ear itches.

It's just an allergic reaction to fondue. you'll have to cut back (sad, but true!).:P

OMG!!!

It's the rare and endangered basselope! Eric is a basselope???

x-15

(only $6.95. Taxes, shipping, and license extra. Limited supply. Act fast!)

 

I was the proud owner and operator of one once. No itchy ears on them babies! They were all flop and dead weight on a mostly lifeless substrate..:laugh3:

 

:laugh3: how romantic of you :surprised: no one has ever called me a basselope....

is that thing real?

 

Take a Benedryl if your ear itches.

 

does this really work? I'd have to be desperate

OMG!!!

It's the rare and endangered basselope! Eric is a basselope???

x-15

(only $6.95. Taxes, shipping, and license extra. Limited supply. Act fast!)

 

I was the proud owner and operator of one once. No itchy ears on them babies! They were all flop and dead weight on a mostly lifeless substrate..:laugh3:

 

 

So Eric is worth $7 including Shipping?

Yes, at least $6.95. Shipping requires weight, so it looks like that could be an issue in the final price tag!!:laugh3: True - it's romantic . Like moonlight serenade, only slower.. Much S--L--O--w_e--r..... :P

Glad you come with transport mechanisms Eric!

(and to the lovely Stargirl, $7.00 is a bargain. Pound for pound, it's a deal you just can't pass up!);)

Pound for pound, it's a deal you just can't pass up!);)

 

you are saying that I'm fat :disappointed:

you are :kiss:

but i beat you by a million

you are saying that I'm fat :disappointed:

fat32

That's not true! I'm just saying that you're a great bargain!!:cool: faust

You're fat AND ugly.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Hence, the finely tuned carriage ride!:laugh3:

Enrico, you're alive! :dance: