It's illegal,

 

breakthe law.

I already did that today :rolleyes:

 

Sleep satisfied.

I already slept.

 

Eat this food.

I'm allergic.

 

Draw a tree.

I don't have a pencil

 

Watch tv !

My tv blew up because I threw my Guitar Hero guitar through the screen.

 

Throw a ball through a window.

:D

 

I can't see a window

 

Drink tea!

I can't find my teacup..

 

Jump!

I can't jump

 

SIT !

I feel like dancing for some reason, so that's not gonna work :P

 

Get drunk.

I DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL :snobby:

 

watch a movie !

I HAVE NO BUTT

 

scream

I sold my tv to buy magic beans.. Damn, they don't work.

Edit: Whoops, too late :P. I lost my voice.

 

Eat a sandwich.

I don't feel like eating

 

don't be funny

I'm addicted to it.

 

Solve the global warming problem.

I'm not funny anyways

 

kick me

I can't see you

 

hate me !

I'm sorry, I just can't :P

 

Dance!

I don't how to dance

 

kiss me.

I just broke my leg sorry :wacko:

 

laugh !

it's impossible

 

eat pizza

I lost my voice, and don't like pizza.

 

Sing!

can't, my dad will be mad that the windows will break again :sick:

 

stand on your toes

i have none

 

grow plants

I don't have plants to grow

 

walk the dog