I just ate.

 

Tie your shoes.

I don't have any shoes

 

Buy me that shirt

UI have no money

 

lend me money

I don't have any money

 

 

sell me your house

I don't have a house

 

give me your cd's

My house burned down and I lost them

 

wear this hat

There are already eight hats on my head. :blank:

 

Buy me a hatstand.

I've never seen you wear a hat.

 

Eat this magical mushroom.

I don't like mushrooms

 

Eat cake

I'm allergic.

 

How do I look?

i have no eyes

 

make pluto a proper planet

It's beyond my control.

 

Clean your room.

the room doesn't want to be cleaned

 

Clean my room

I'm in Canada.

 

Pledge alleigance.

spelling fail

I dpn't want to

 

 

run with your heels.

I don't have heels

 

Go outside

I will stay here :)

 

take a shower.

I only take baths

 

Take a bath

i only take showers

 

lick this ice cream

but it was on the flour

 

kill that man

he' already dead

 

listen to this song

but I don't like that song!

 

change your desktop picture

this isn't my computer

 

finish your homework

but the dog ate all my books and papers

 

can you give me a paper ?