I can't. Puppies make me puke

 

 

Throw me some sausage

Sorry, but my mom told me do not show my sausage in public.

 

Lick my toe.

Sorry, but I'm on a diet.

what happened to the user who made this thread

Im sorry but he jumped a bridge

 

can u make me a sandwich?

There's a bread famine.

 

do you like electronica?

Yes, but the veteranarian told me that it is bad for my dog.

 

Can you finish this sudoku puzzle for me?

Sorry, I'm not good with numbers.

 

Could you please give me a backrub?

If my hands touch somebodies back there's an immediate reaction that causes the earth to explode.

 

Teach me how to dance.

Sorry, I ahve to go save the world.

 

What happened to your homework?

i dropped it in a rain puddle

 

where's my chocolate muffin?

it fell off the cliff.

 

 

Give me a lift.

Im busy now

 

Sing me a song

I have no throat

 

 

 

sniff my bag

wtf DP.

I can't I'm sick

 

 

give me a present

I can't I just don't have one for you .

 

make a song for me .

i can't. i'm no chris martin.

 

marry me

I'm already married to my job.

 

Give me a massage

I don't give massages to foreigners.

 

Give me some money.

I don't have the right kind of money.

 

Give me a ride to the mall.

i can't, gas is too expensive

 

talk dirty to me.

I'm a 6 year-old nun

 

 

 

eat my rotten sandwich

I'm fasting.

 

Give me all of your stuff.

but i have no stuff, nothing at all.

 

 

 

lend me that cd.