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I can't.
Do the macarena..
I can't, I'm paralyzed from the neck down.
Bake me a cake!
I don't have any ingredients
Paint a picture
I don't have any paint
Go by me some Nuttella.
but I live on the moon so here there's no Nuttella.
turn on my TV
I don't use electronics.
Type my project.
I SUCK TOO MUCH.
SUCK MY LOLLIPOP.
:uhoh2:
I'm allergic to candy :P
Make me a sammich!! :p
Bread makes my limbs fall off.
Attatch my limbs.
I'm not a doctor!
Do my dog's surgery.
he's already dead
keep my hands warm!
I'm busy keeping mine warm!
Hold this for a minute?
My hands are full
Post posts for me.
sorry but I have my own to post now
hand me a tissue
I don't have any
Get me a cheesecake.
I cant bake.
Knock on the door.
There isn't a door here
Cut down that tree.
But I love that tree
watch that film
But it's really bad
Play that game.
I don't like it
open the door
There is no handle
Pull back the shades.
there's no shades
love yourself
I don't want to
Eat the pie.
eat chocolate
I'll get fat.
Eat with a fork.
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