I can't walk

 

Say something mean

I'm too nice :smug:

 

Say something nice

BUT EYEM A BEEG MEENEE

 

Insult me.

but you're a marshmallow and you'll just going to cry nonstop.

 

 

 

Pull me like a chariot.

^lolz

 

I can't find a chariot

 

drink !

I'm not thirsty.

 

Spam.

i stoopid

 

be stupid

why?

 

be clever

i'm too boring.

 

be boring

I'm already boring

 

be a coldplayer

i hate coldplay

 

hate coldplay

but God said that we should love everyone

 

hate my brother

but we're getting married

 

marry my brohter

you don't have one

 

marry me :charming:

I'm straight

 

kill the cat

there is no cat

 

buy a cat

I hate cats

 

buy a dog

I'm allergic.

 

Sneeze.

I don't want to

 

buy bread

I have no money.

 

Give me money.

I don't have money

 

eat french fries

There are none.

 

Do that again.

I'll get in prison

 

don't do it again

i have to

 

listen to this

I hate it

 

play piano