(not? listen to And the glass handed kites)

 

I don't have any :sad:

 

Take a shower

I don't have water :uhoh: :P

 

Kiss your computer screen !

I'm wearing messy green lip stick.

 

Listen to Coldplay.

I don't like them ! :uhoh:

 

Come to Belgium !

I'm broke :sad:

 

Come to Sweden!

I have to go to school tomorrow ! :sick:

 

Work !

I'm too much of a lazy spammer for that!

 

Plat the guitar!

I can't plaT , I can only PlaY :D

 

buy a cd !

HAHA FAIL :lol:

 

I spent all my money on cds yesterday.

 

Say TROLOLOLOLO

I can't speak

 

study !

SOMEONE TIED ME TO MY CHAIR :blank:

 

Love Robbie Williams.

NO ! JUST NO ! NO No NOOOOOO !

 

Love Big Smurf

I can't

 

eat a burger

it's fatter than me.

 

Make your papa proud.

I HAVE TWO MOTHERS BEEYATCH! :angry:

 

Finish your homework!

i dont have any

 

study for your test

I have no test :awesome:

 

Go slap your troubles away with a slap chop!

i dont have any troubles :p

 

go watch csi

BUT NCIS IS ON!!!

 

Go do your friend's mum!

SHE'S DEAD.

 

Give me an excuse.

babies are born without kneecaps.

 

DON'T GIVE ME AN EXCUSE

GESUNDHEIT

 

Bore me.

Can't. you might be bored.

 

 

 

eat my sheepskin cheese stick

I'm allergic.

 

Breathe.

I'm dead

 

stop