You're banned because you're not telling us your name.

You're banned because you're a member of PETS.

You're banned because you're a member of 86 groups.

You're banned because you're banning all the time.

You're banned because you go to too many concerts.

You're banned because one of the hearts in your sig is blue.

You're banned because you like Harry Potter.

You're banned coz youre saying that harry potter is bad.

You're banned because you wasted a few precious seconds of my life.

You're banned because you're banned.

You're banned because you your avatar is blinking.

You're banned because you have a person in your avatar.

You're banned because you have Apparatjik lyrics in your signature.

You're banned because your location is a song.

You're banned because you don't have a location.

You're banned coz you're howling and hooting.

You're banned because there was a weekend where you were terrified.

You're banned coz you're banned.

You're banned because you wasted a second of my life that I will never get back.

You're banned because your mood is busy, and yet you have enough time to be here. :P

You're banned because you are relaxed.

you won't rescue the cat on that roof

Because I'm too awesome I was threatening to Ian.

Because you have quotes in your sig

You're banned because you live in America's hat.