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Immature poop thread

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right:rolleyes:

 

party pooper

Here's my new creattion, Life In Constipation ii

 

There's a wild wind blowing

Out the corner of my ass

Every night i keep farting and farting

There's a big one coming

And i'm scared i'll follow through

Baby it's a violent one

 

Oh please, just let me poop

I've been squeezing til my insides droop

I can feel it coming

With the foulest smells and sounds

It must come out this time round

 

epic ! :awesome:

 

:thumbsup:

Here's my new creattion, Life In Constipation ii

 

There's a wild wind blowing

Out the corner of my ass

Every night i keep farting and farting

There's a big one coming

And i'm scared i'll follow through

Baby it's a violent one

 

Oh please, just let me poop

I've been squeezing til my insides droop

I can feel it coming

With the foulest smells and sounds

It must come out this time round

Oh goodness! Someone is officially dirtier than me.

*hands over poop-stained torch*

It crumbles... crumbles and falls... crumbles and falls like... an anima...

 

phooey >.<

 

...um... they put the poop in a tin can?

Black poopy... something... I suck...

:laugh3: I'm still laughing at the Hardest Fart :rolleyes:

Someone needs to turn 'Ode to Deodorant' into 'Ode to Laxatives'

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