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Fuck me. I'm a twat.

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*shrugs*

 

At least that's what everybody says about me lately.

 

:cry: :cry: :cry:

Twat you are NOT Maya, and also..fuck them, not you! you're like..the nicest person ever in the universe and stupid people like that are cunts!

(sorry about the language) but it's true!

what is a twat...sorry i don't know all the englsih dictionnary

twat is a slang name for stupid person, well along those lines!!

 

Maya don't you be paying any attention to what those muppets say!!! i bet they are the ones who go home and listen to backstreet boys and play barbie then will come out with a hard image!! :rolleyes: :lol: maybe not but i know a few who do!!! :rolleyes:

 

anyway Maya you are way too nice to be called any horrible name!!!!! :kiss: ;)

well i could be named twat....i'm gonna put it in my sig!

:lol: :lol:

don't everyone agree?

You're not a twat!, no one is..except those stupid Twats that called Maya one grrrr...lets all beat them up! :D

i should try to do a pool...

did you mean a poll?? :P

 

yeah lets get those feckers!!! :rolleyes: :angry:

:lol: :lol: :cool:

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Argh, sorry for being so emotional but right now I have tears in my eyes from reading your posts :embarrased:

 

*hugs*

 

Some people offered me some cheering up last night, that's exactly what I need right now. *sighs deeply* and yeah, I try not to pay attention to these cunts but they're piling up recently.

 

Bastards. Bloody bastards.

 

:cry:

well they aren't worth the steam from a dogs piss!!!! :rolleyes: :angry:

 

*hugglez* :kiss: ;)

MAYA! Stop it with these self-pity threads! you are really great chick! Maya I could go on and on sayin all the good stuff about ya. All I'll say though, is that you're just great!

Awww Maya!! I hate mean people..I'm going to beat the piss out of them for you ok?..(i do have my second degree black belt in tae kwon do, so I'll beat them up good!)

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Thanks :) I'm feeling a bit better now, had a shower and all to help me relax. :kiss: Jacob, :kiss: Amanda, :kiss: Fifi (you cracked me up! :lol:)

 

Well, they can all come and piss on my chips :cool: :lol:

well i'm gonna steal this thread

Well, they can all come and piss on my chips

now thats more like it!!! :lol: :kiss:

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:lol: all thanks to you :smug: :blush:

:blush: ;) well if they do piss on your chips again i'll be waiting for them with a nice hot dog turd in a plastic bag for them!!! :lol: :/

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:cool:

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